What would happen if you took all 3? Oxford AstraZeneca (U.K) Pfizer BioNTech (US/Germany) Sinopharm (Asia) vaccine

[BobbyGentry]

Just wondering really ... What would/could happen if you took all 3 vaccines?
Oxford AstraZeneca (U.K) Pfizer BioNTech (US/Germany) & Sinopharm (Asia) vaccines.
& would we need particular vaccine certificates to travel to certain places?
What would happen? (1980s toxic waste superpowers or an ability to recapture aspects of normality.)

As a side effect, you'd be able to use your arm as a colander.

Probably nothing.

If you're aiming for a full house there's another vaccine that's currently in stage three trials in the UK. Novavax uses the same technology as previous proven vaccines (HPV vaccine and others) and uses moth cells to grow part of the COVID-19 proteins before adding a plant based adjuvant. The vaccine is stable at 2-8C, so potentially much easier to store and transport than some of the other contenders. Slightly biased as I'm taking part in the trial, though I haven't developed a fascination with bright light, so perhaps I got the placebo. 😜

Aren’t there about 200 vaccines in development so you would have to take all 200 at two doses each, so 400 vaccines and then the flu vaccine too as you don’t want to catch that either

@NotMrsTumble so Novavax uses Legendary giant Mothra (kaiju) goddess DNA? Good to know!

That must be the wow wow juice Summerstorms mentioned.

As I was going to Saint Ive’s, I met 200 vaccines, with 2 doses each, 400 sacks, kit cats, scritch scratch, then I got fined for none essential travel.

What would happen if you took all 7 vaccines? UQ (Aus), Sputnik (Russia), Moderna (US), Oxford AstraZeneca (U.K), Novavax (U.K) Pfizer BioNTech (US/Germany) & Sinopharm (Asia) vaccines?

I’m thinking all seven will surely guarantee acceptance into Hogwarts School of Magic and Wizardry?

You'd actually shrink down to the size of a Coronavirus then you'd go on a spree infecting them all and replicating yourself until they are extinct! At which point you'd wake up and realise it was all a vaccine-induced dream.

@ CrunchyCarrot Perhaps like Ant-man and his Pym particles, we could use microscopic powers on the total volume (a minuscule 8ml) of corona sars-2 and shift its mass into another dimension? Memory T-cells eat your heart out (or consume the viral particles please.)