I wonder if this may be the story that finally damages Brand Beckham, the brand that's weathered his alleged dalliances, the knighthood email debacle, pimping out 12 year old Romeo to be a Burberry model, the tax dodging...
You forgot the private princess party at Buck House, the grubby looking Brooklyn getting his photographic artistry published and Cruz going all out for the Christmas no.1 
Seems there really isn't a vanity project too far for any of them.