Donald Trump, the greatest president

[iheartdonald]

I've been watching Donald Trump's press conferences, and I have to say we are so lucky to have him as leader of the free world. He is authoritative, rational, quick-witted and decisive, getting ahead of the crisis with logical, calm thought.

There have been good and bad presidents, but his handling of this crisis is the greatest piece of leadership I've ever seen. His leadership during this time will save millions of lives globally! Thank you Mr President, the greatest ever!

Thanks to his leadership, and indeed his administration, we can be confident in defeating this disease.

The thought of Trump handling himself makes me feel a bit ill.

He tweeted about his RATINGS for numbers tuned in for news of the coronavirus! He made it all about himself! It's a new low.

This has to be satire, right?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why is he so pink around the eyes? It’s really bothering me.

Anyone else notice his eyes look like withered anuses ?

He's got an uncoloured inch all along his hairline and circles around his eyes, plus the colour is even more odd than usual.

Tide lines around the face are just not done, you know.

I think people underestimate him. The media portray him as a literal moron and it seems a lot of people just blithely accept that at face value?

He portrays himself as a moron. The media factually report that.

First real laugh I've had today!

Donald dear, haven't you got better things to do than piss about on Mumsnet?

@jhj67
He is not a literal moron.
He is an ACTUAL moron.

Donald is that you??

Yeah, OP, Donald's speeches are SO great that he caused Dr. Anthony Fauci to face palm.

Yes, top US health expert, advising everyone to avoid touching their face to help beat the virus, Dr. Anthony Fauci, face palmed while listening to Trump's authoritative, rational, quick-witted and decisive speech. SO great. SO rational.

And wasn't it just last week he was calling the virus fake news, created to ruin his chances of re-election? Now he is saving the free world. What a guy. What a great guy. Beautiful, even.

The only reason there isn't enough PPE in the US is because doctors and nurses are stealing them to sell on the black market.
I shit you knot, that's what this doofus is saying.
Article 25 now.

What. The. Fuck. He invariably sounds deranged!
Also leader of the free world, what bullshit is that? Are you from the UK OP? If so, that’s not very patriotic of you!

I love how bad people here are at spotting windups.

^ actually I’m guessing OP is probably American. In which case they can still feck right off with the leader of the free world nonsense.

Oh yes!! My favourite bit was when he told everyone there would be a miracle and Covid19 would disappear. Oh, and where he told people who did get it to carry on going to work. Heaven forbid people stop working and damage the economy, especially in an election year!

This must be a joke.

I detect a hint of sarcasm in OP’s posts

Pmsl 😂😂😂😂😂

Round about 9/11 we had an American poster saying George W Bush was sent from God, a great man, a prophet...

Reported...

@TheMarzipanDildo I'm American and I'm pretty sure it's a pisstake.

U ok hun?

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