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Donald Trump, the greatest president

79 replies

iheartdonald · 30/03/2020 00:15

I've been watching Donald Trump's press conferences, and I have to say we are so lucky to have him as leader of the free world. He is authoritative, rational, quick-witted and decisive, getting ahead of the crisis with logical, calm thought.

There have been good and bad presidents, but his handling of this crisis is the greatest piece of leadership I've ever seen. His leadership during this time will save millions of lives globally! Thank you Mr President, the greatest ever!

Thanks to his leadership, and indeed his administration, we can be confident in defeating this disease.

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Shodan · 30/03/2020 01:05

I disagree.

Donald Trump will only be able to claim the title of Bestest President of The U. S. of A when he learns to apply his make up properly.

Tide lines around the face are just not done, you know.

Sparklfairy · 30/03/2020 01:06

Just seen the OP's username.

I suspect The Donald himself has posted to sing his own praises cos no one else will Grin

wildcherries · 30/03/2020 01:07

Lots of exclamation points! It doesn't make your statements true, despite what the Tweeter-in-Chief would have you believe.

PrincessFiorimonde · 30/03/2020 01:07

Satire, right?

Betterversionofme · 30/03/2020 01:11

Of course we can be confident. One day IT will disappear!

peppersneezes000 · 30/03/2020 01:14

His press conferences are crazy... How many times does he say "like nothing you've ever seen before"...😂
He's fine reading his pre written speech albeit it's a bit unhinged... However he falls apart at the press question finale afterwards.. He can't articulate well & gets so defensive with the simplest of questions....

Samtsirch · 30/03/2020 01:18

@JudyCoolibar
Or just stop trying to spoil the best laugh we’re having in a long time
😂
Some things can’t be rationalised
🤣🤣🤣

Luaa · 30/03/2020 01:20

He is the best! He's an expert! All.the other countries call him to ask for advice on how to handle coronavirus! What was that? Did you ask about ventilators? Don't be a cutie pie!

Walnutwhipster · 30/03/2020 01:22

Is that the same Donald Trump who'll have this licked by Easter? I want some of what you're smoking. He's a laughing stock.

JudyCoolibar · 30/03/2020 01:24

I wondered if Claig had returned in our hour of need.

WindyRose · 30/03/2020 01:28

Oh, Mr Fake Nooze, like others, I needed a good laugh today too!

Sorry for the offer of his help, but please keep him in the US...globally we can cope better without him and we know how much you need him there.

Grin

lionheart · 30/03/2020 01:32

FFS.

FlushedZebra · 30/03/2020 01:40

I can't even tell if this is serious or not - but either way it's funny Grin

The colour of his face has turned from orange to a sort of deep scarlet almost scorched colour now. It's alarming. But not nearly as alarming as what comes out of his mouth.

1forAll74 · 30/03/2020 01:40

He is quite a good cartoon character and makes things up as he goes along.

Crafting1Queen · 30/03/2020 01:45

Hahahahaha. This is almost as funny as the What Food Makes You Trump Thread. Are we still talking about the same Trump????

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3865535-To-ask-what-food-causes-you-to-have-the-most-horrendous-wind

ByAppointmentTo · 30/03/2020 01:53

I don't know who's more deranged - the OP or Trump.

Furries · 30/03/2020 02:10

Couldn’t agree more. And those cute little hands and perfectly blended tan, along with his ability to enunciate every single word instill such confidence and a sense of calm. Also, his ability to make SO many people around the world laugh is truly a beautiful gift.

Good luck.

Justsaynonow · 30/03/2020 02:13

I think maybe his regular spray tanner may be quarantined, because his tans are looking particularly inept these days. He's got an uncoloured inch all along his hairline and circles around his eyes, plus the colour is even more odd than usual. Less cheeto orange and more dorito flaming hot red.

I noticed this in the 30 sec clip I watched of him going on about his ratings which ignoring the escalating death toll/ insulting reporters. I don't see how people can say it's fake news when he's on camera saying this crap. I guess they shout fake news at any sniff of criticism. So much for critical thinking.

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/03/2020 02:15

we are so lucky to have him as leader of the free world

I live in the free world. I didn't vote for him.

Apolloanddaphne · 30/03/2020 02:16
Grin
Affirmative106 · 30/03/2020 02:21

I agree. When I watched the press conferences I was impressed with how he handled himself.

penisbeakers · 30/03/2020 02:22

Ohhhhhdear.

aloealoealoealoe · 30/03/2020 02:34

I live in America and where I live pretty much 99% of people think he's a total cunt.

aloealoealoealoe · 30/03/2020 02:36

Fake news? Hmm

I won't say what I'm thinking because it'll get deleted.

WhatWouldYouDoWhatWouldJesusDo · 30/03/2020 02:38

Anyone else notice his eyes look like withered anuses ?

I seriously expect a pair of turds to start trying to escape whenever he squints. 🤔

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