How's the competitive isolation going?

[Borkins]

I've not stepped out of the door even though I'm low on food and starving and I reported a runner to the secret police because they will be breathing their Covid germs all over town and infecting the nurses. The police said it's not scientifically possible to transmit the disease this way but I read it in the Daily Mail so it must be true.

In true news I just walked to the co-op and a woman nearly got run over trying to get at least 6 metres away from me. It's competitive metres now.

Might report 96 year old Enid for going out for her second walk of the day. Selfish old bag.

This thread did make me smile!

@BlueMoon1103 You've got an Enid too! Mine is pissing me right off, yesterday I had to wait all day by the window to catch her going out, I couldn't feed my 9 kids under 3 until I'd got her obviously but I wasn't deterred, she went right down in my notebook. I won't have that old witch murdering my precious babies!

I looked out of the window today.

Twice.

Competitive Isolation should be a new sport in the now-delayed Olympics!

You lose points every time you do a non-isolational activity. But you gain points back if you do it in a really isolationalist way, for example, going to the supermarket in PPE carrying meter sticks to measure people's distance from you.

But I fear that Team GB would do really, really badly.