to wonder where Boris is?

[chomalungma]

2 Press conferences from the USA in 2 days.
Clearly stating what they are doing.
Lots of questions being asked.

Where is our leader?
Who is providing leadership at the moment?

Gone back to school to resit Biology, hopefully.

Though hes probably looking at wedding venues.

Can someone explain the fridge jokes please?

Does anyone give a shit where he is? He'lll say the same shit as last week "wash your hands" and that's it.

He Doesn't give a shit about, you, your children, me or anyone else (to be fair, why would he, he doesn't know us). All he wants to do is appear to be doing something to be able to keep his job.

He’s researching where best to invest & protect his millions whilst trying to figure out the most compassionate way of conveying “I don’t give a sh*t, I only came for the glory and now I realise I’ve got my timing wrong and I’m actually meant to work I’d really rather not...I’m a journalist who delivers a good tag line not a strategically minded leader who can deal with a crisis”.......I’d like to think that’s a bit harsh but sadly☹️😫