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that wagons getting roomy - a TTC and waiting TTC thread

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nobodyputsBBinthecorner · 13/05/2008 20:06

ha ha no names mentioned this time

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Moosma · 21/05/2008 21:08

Hooray for Nat and her little tiny 5 7 week old baby!!!!!! Oh NJ, it's such a relief to hear it's all ok

Moosma · 21/05/2008 21:09

We had another dangerous GOF (full explosion!) last night , I think the door must've come off the wagon cos I seem to be falling out

calsworld · 21/05/2008 21:12

I'm hungry!!!!

DH has promised to cook dinner for me but I should have declined coz it takes him tooooo long to do anything.....

Its a fucking pizza. Heat oven. Insert pizza. Remove pizza. Serve.

Ranty rant rant. I probably won't be able to eat it anyway cos my throat hurts too much .

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 21/05/2008 21:12

Thanks Moos Hoorah for falling off

PMSL at use me use me"

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 21/05/2008 21:14

Awww poor Cal My sister always used to get Tonsilitus(sp?) she used to just eat ice cream, don't know if that would help you?

Squack · 21/05/2008 21:14

Moos if I didn't know better I'd say you fell outta the wagon and are chasing it hopelessly down the road

NJ how will you cope? More bj's in the NJ household methinks.

Is it full sex you're not allowed? Are you allowed to orgasm?

nobodyputsBBinthecorner · 21/05/2008 21:14

lol cals what about ice cream?

i know NJ he is funny like that! bless him!

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Moosma · 21/05/2008 21:15

I thought that too Squack (about the BJs) but didn't dare say it, I thought NJ might hit me!

nobodyputsBBinthecorner · 21/05/2008 21:15

lol this is truly a great thread "are you allowed to orgasm" PMSL!!

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calsworld · 21/05/2008 21:17

Lol, i'm fine, just wish he'd get on with it! We've got icecream in the freezer thinking about it....

Lol at 'use me, use me' BB, I missed that first time round and had a double take when NJ mentioned it!

Squack - funny that you and I are most concerned about NJ's sex life! BJ's was the assumption that I had come to!

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 21/05/2008 21:17

Ermmmm, I never said anything about my poor DH, he can last a week, it's me that needs the erm.... help. LOL

Squack they didn't say anything about orgasms, just "no intercourse".

kayzisexpecting · 21/05/2008 21:17

LMAO!!!!

Squack · 21/05/2008 21:18

BB I was just thinking that pmsl

It's fab we get to say exactly what we're thinking, very liberating to snurk at each good naturedly.

NJ I bet he's havin a shower now

God I can't believe I feel so much relief for you, it's a little overwhelming how much virtual strangers can mean to you isn't it?

calsworld · 21/05/2008 21:18

Lol BB at you in your kinky devil outfit

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 21/05/2008 21:19

LOL BB, I was PMSL as well when I read it, but thought Squack might have her serious head (ha ha, geddit?!! LOL) on and not find it funny!

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 21/05/2008 21:21

Yes Squack I said as much on the other thread

Nah, footie is on, even a BJ wouldn't get him shifted

I actually got quite good at them....

Moosma · 21/05/2008 21:22

I think it's actually DH who's falling off, the other night when I said we were safe, afterwards he said 'well, if that makes a baby then it's gonna be a spaceman!' I was on top

Squack · 21/05/2008 21:22

I have no such serious head when it comes to sex, all doors are open

ooh er missus..get me with the double entendres

nobodyputsBBinthecorner · 21/05/2008 21:22

lol i keep it for special occassions!! with red face paint too

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Moosma · 21/05/2008 21:24

Right, I'm off to eat the left over pasta do the ironing, see you filthy lot in the morning

nobodyputsBBinthecorner · 21/05/2008 21:24

me in my devil suit threaten =ing a chicken!!

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Squack · 21/05/2008 21:24

'Practice makes perfect' as my mam would say.......course I don't think she was referring to BJ's at the time

kayzisexpecting · 21/05/2008 21:24

I'm always worried about DS hearing us. Dunno why as he won't know what is happening but if I hear him stir I have to stop.

NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 21/05/2008 21:25

PMSL at spaceman

Oh no BB, it get's all over the bed covers, and then they need washing....

Shit, when did I start worrying about bed covers?

nobodyputsBBinthecorner · 21/05/2008 21:25

now thats hot !

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