Wheels of the wagon have fallen off fallen off..

[BeMyLilBaby]

here we are! ROll call Please!

here are some jokes to make everyone laugh even more

what do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

systematic

what do you call a man with a spade on his head?

doug

what do you call a man without a spade on his head?

douglas

how did captain hook die?

he had a wank on the wrong hand

what do you call a man with a car on his head?

jack

LOL, Tink.

I wouldn't ring dh he would just laugh.

I'd ring Diege who could ring Ciaran who would explain I was seeing things.

LOL

I have a joke, may have already told it though, I can only remember one joke at a time, and it normally lasts about 6 months...!! I am crap with jokes....

Whilst counting from 1 to 100, why did Miss Piggy get stuck at 69?

Because she had a frog in her throat

lol poor kermit

LOL,

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No Idea.

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?

Still No Idea

Oh very good .
Ok, ahem, for my best (and only) joke...

[diege hopes you are all old enough for this to make sense...]

Where does Kylie buy her donnar kebabs from???

Jason's Donna-van

PMSL,

Oh dear.

God he looks rough now Never liked that Kylie much.....

Hey all, just a v sneaky quick post - will try to get on later.

Lots of BD'ing over this way, I'm on CD13 and managed BD on CD8, 9, 10 and 12 so far. Not bad considering 10 was a sneaky one at the in laws with them in the next room!!! DH has very broad swagger!!

Catch you later for a proper catch up, hopefully..

Bloody hell Cals, you'll be giving that Nat a run for her money too! I'd have a swagger if I were YOU, let alone your dh
Yes, tis sad how the Scott has become a mere mortal now...and agree about that Kylie..dh has a 'thing' about her

Hiya Cal! Well done on all the GOF'ing

OK jokes over, why is everything falling apart all of a sudden? Shower died, bought new one (£150) fence blew down properly last week, big hole (at least £100, thats just to patch up, could ideally do with replacing the lot all the way around about £600), car needs servicing (£250 ), bathroom is not finished, think it needs re-plastering (around £500, plus then more paint etc. and it needs a new floor so getting on for about £800 altogether) and now the boiler, which is only about 4 years old but not ever been right, is making a right bloody noise, still working as in we have heat and hot water, but when ever it comes on it sounds like someone drilling.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

OK, back to joking please......

Wouldn't mind a neighbour like him.... as long as he cut his hair first!

Hello ladies it seems like ages since i have been on here now. I havent got time to go through all your posts but can you give me a quick update of any thing i have missed (any BFP?)

I am on CD29 had a BFN on Sunday and AF has just arrived...... 5 mins ago....

DD had a lovely first birthday but then caught a really bad chest infection so has been poorly since.

Hope you all had a lovely weekend and ate lots of chocolate. I know I did....

Hi LL! Good to hear your news, but bummer about the BFP . I think the recent BFNs just show how rare it is to get a BFP on the first few tries, even when everything is calculated with military-like precision! Good luck for this cycle . Oh and no BFPs to report yet - we're still waiting for the thread's first!

About the BFN

Well at least I know my cycle was 28 days last month and I am no CD1. I have told DP that he has got 4 days of rest now and then we are doinking every day for the next 20 days after that... he he he..

wow calsword good work dh must have stamina lol
heres hoping for your bfp

I have forgotten where everyone is now... is anyone on the 2WW? Or is anyone waiting to test??

LL that sounds like commitment

I'm due on in a few days but got a BFN today. NOt expecting it to turn positive though as timing was dodgy and no symptoms to report!

night ladies sorry i didn't catch up with you all today. I am going home to a well earned glass of wine now I know I am not pg..

hey all i still havent caught up, ive given up, and youve all gone now

so hows everyone feeling? im feeling flumpy... i feel like i should be excited but im not... arrrg x

Hi,

Work sucked tonight. Was absolutely dead!

I am on the 2ww. I'm on CD18 so got 10 days until I can test. I am not testing before CD28!

lol kays whyd wrk suck? i dunno wht cycle day im on af was due 20t6h but coil nobs it up lol 6 days till take out tho!!

It was just really quiet, hardly no customers except at like 5 to 8 when they wanted to muck up my deli!!

lol bless ya ! well im off to watch bionic woman see you all in the morning sort of x