Folic Acid addicts annonymous...

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Here we are ladies!

Oh dear what are we like.

I dont have any really interesting stories, except 2 of my friends at school were caught shagging on the headmasters desk!!

ROFL

OK OK, I'll let you off, this time!!

DH is gonna walk in the door expecting me to be all over him, and I will stood the other side of the room with my bum firmly against the wall and my mouth gaffa taped up so there is no sweetcorn incidents.

PMSL. Marmite motorway!!!!

no jobby-jabbing here either

but...

...I ate the cake!! How could I not??!!

Ooooh head masters desk, that would be quite, cool...

Ahem......

I dont know what sort of school I went to, but none of this happened at school, we were all virgins when we left! When I say 'we' I dont mean the whole year obviously, just my mates and I.

Awww Teuch, you a much more dedicated mother than I, anything that has someone, anyone, elses saliver on it doesn't come near me. I like my food new and dry, not second hand and sloppy...

Have to say I don't think I'll be doing any BJs for a while, what with all the HAZARDS (wee, hair etc). I will be v.suspicious if I ever find any sweetcorn.
Right, better get the tea on (though I don't really feel like eating!).
Kay, the shagging story would be v.good to talk about several years afters - bet they were mortified at the time

yeah they were on detention!!!

Would have been a real badge of cool in my school! Think they got off lightly with detention!!

Yes, t'is that time of the day where I get to shut myself in the kitchen, put baby monitor on, put CD on, and cook, and warble, away to my hearts content.

What do we think of boiled potatoes, chicken breasts and sweetcorn?

Luckily, it is not something I have to face, none of us eat sweetcorn, and if we did, we wouldn't now!!

Might get time to nip back after it's done so I'll not say g'night yet!

See you all in a bit xxx

Noooo, not sweetcorn We're having macaroni cheese, and (for dd2) quorn sausages and curly fries

Evening ladies. I am going to be gone for a while as I am going to catch up on your days chat...... Sounds like you have been naughty today!!!

LMAO - You lot are sooo funny! Its taken a good twenty minutes to catch up and I've giggled all the way through!

Marmite motorway is brilliant! Never have, never will - far too much yuck factor involved, thought I was in a minority on that one so good to know that's not the case.

NJ, I'm normally with you on avoiding food touched by anyone else - but when it comes to DS, it just doesn't seem to really matter at all. He has recently started trying to feed me stuff, which is quite cute, its just that its normally something he's had a bit of a go at first! It seems to be stuff that he finds hard to chew and its like he's kind of going, 'this is too hard - YOU do it'

Hate this new multi page layout thing...preferred it when it was one big long thread so I could scroll up and down. I don't know how you all remember who has said what in what order.

The pages thing annoyed me too so I've switched it back to the olde stylee waye.

Hi LL and Calsworld . Yes, we all warmed very much to the sex topics!

Oh dear!!

I havent laughed this much in ages!! My jaw aches!!

there's a way to change it???

I'll be back!

Ta da! Hurrah! Its like a comfy pair of slippers...Nice one MoosMa...wish I'd complained about it earlier!

DH has been given instructions for shopping list;

1. pregnancy test kit - pref cbd but DO NOT COME HOME EMPTY HANDED

2. Mumomega - just in case its a BFP as I really needed these last time!

3. pregnacare vitamins or folic acid at mimimum as we've done so little planning this time I've not even started taking folic acid....is that really terrible?

Calsword, yes no folic acid is terrible!! No, only joking, many women dont actually start taking it till they are pg. The only reason most of us here are taking it is cos we have to wait and have so much time to fill so we might as well be as prepared as possible!

Ooh cal, pregnancy testing kit, v.exciting!!! Can I ask what 'mumomega' is?? Omega oils for pregnant women?

Yummy Pot Noodle.

Why does Sh*t happen to lovely people?

you lot are nasty......

Nothing goes near my bum, ever things are meant to go out not in, thats the way god made it.

Gone off sweetcorn for ever now thanks.

Completely agree about it being a "one way street" .

What do you mean about sh*t happening to lovely people Kay? Did I miss something?

One of my friends has just found out her boyfriend well now ex I hope has got someone else pregnant.

She had a MC 2 days before xmas and his excuse is he wasn't getting enough sex!!!

I cant even go and see her as she lives down south where I used to live

AIBU to want to kill him?

On a slightly happier note does 2 pot noodles in 1 day count as cravings?