Folic Acid addicts annonymous...

[largeginandtonic]

Here we are ladies!

If it was one of those every 3 months I would feel like I got off very lightly indeed! I think every 3 hours days wouldn't be enough for DH!

Must confess I dont actually mind giving BJ's. They're ok. The only problem I tend to find is they dont exactly turn me on, so post-BJ DH is very very turned on and wants a GOF, whereas I am often not excited enough yet. And he quite clearly doesn't really enjoy it as much when he knows I dont really enjoy it, so that makes me feel guilt

I know what you mean Playing, I get that too, but they're an easy substitute for GOFing for a week every month!

LOL Moos

No, it is the wee thing that get's me, I can not stand the thought of it.

I remember a girl at school () boasting about how she and her boyfriend had erm.... can't think of a nice way to put it, bum sex, then she went on to give him a BJ, which is obviously worse than wee, but I think it goes back to that, my aversion to it that is!! LOL

I think I would rather have the GOF

URGH!!!

Thats minging!!!

Dont mind the wee thing, after all he doesn't mind when he does it to me. But I do insist he is clean and has just showered.

And as for a girls at school

Minging is not the word...

Yes, definitely prefer a GOF!! I remember a girl at school telling me they had run out of condoms so she made him use a crisp packet and elastic band Can you even start to imagine [diege clenches thighs together instinctively]

NJ...I kid you not, the same thing here!!! Except my friend actually (apparently) found sweetcorn under the foreskin

LMAO have heard jokes of using other things instead of condoms, not sure I've heard of a real person actually doing it though!!

I bet their parent's weren't home! LOL

Teuch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to be the most disgusting thing today, thought I had it in the bag, but nope, that way surpasses it!!!!

Think I need a lie down!!

Urgh!!!!

It was behind the tennis court Nat .
TEUCH, that is soooo disgusting - will never touch sweetcorn again (and that's not envy)

Classy

LOL the chat turns to sex and here we all are, busier than it's been since the last time sex was on the menu

Slappers, the lot of you!!

hahahahahahahaha!! Can't believe I out-bleughed NJ

Okay, let's 'nice' it up again...

DS just brought me a fairy cake that he helped make I am working in the office and he came scuttling through with a wee apron and everything!! And he had only eaten the icing off the top and made it a wee bit soggy...aaaahhhhh.

Awww Teuch, that is Love, with a capital L

Did you manage to get rid of it without him seeing?!!!

Aww, that's sweet Teuch .
Ok, back to anal sex

'Out-bleurghed' that has to be a new MN classic, I love it already LOL

LMAO

Got something you want to share Diege?

[Ahem] No, no...Would never contemplate it personally, not for all them money in the world!

Are you sure??? You don't sound it to me.....??

Oh stop it, it's just like the April/May thing again . Yes, deffo sure. No-one's going anywhere near my marmite motorway