After tonights Hollyoaks, Im buying a fecking turkey baster

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knocked up?

1st try?

via turkey baster at christmas?

fecking soaps! first violet in corrie (just happened to ov from tubeless side 1st try) now this.

I know its not real, but i am displeased!

have u been watching mistresses? thats kinda got that going on.....but it gets messy i dont suggest u copy the storylines!
it is v good tho

What is mistresses? I haven't seen it.

its a new drama series on bbc1 or channel 3 cant remember anyway its about 4 thirtysomething women.... one has lost her husband in 9 11 so is single mum and starts dating for the first time.....one is a doctor ans was havin affair with one of her patients who then died...the son knows he was havin affair but is askin doc to help him find her...then kisses her!!other is single havin affair with boss then pulls her lesbian client and the last is tryng to get pregnant but cant and hubby has become so obsessed with it that it ruins sex for her....so she sleeps with guy from office...turns out the hubby has bad sperm unlikely to get preggers...he cant deal with it....my guessin is she will end up preggers by office dude! anyways now ur up to speed watch it its good and is quite realistic i think

www.bbc.co.uk/drama/mistresses/

Bloody hell! It sounds complicated, lol!