After tonights Hollyoaks, Im buying a fecking turkey baster

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knocked up?

1st try?

via turkey baster at christmas?

fecking soaps! first violet in corrie (just happened to ov from tubeless side 1st try) now this.

I know its not real, but i am displeased!

Aaaww, the poor thing. Just read your post bookworm and googled it. Really feel for her.

ican see a custody battle and paternituy testing on hollyoaks. or she will ntobe able to give it up.

Did noone else get annoyed at the 'it's due around the 25th Sept' line? I immediately said to DH that she would be due sooner than that if she had conceived on xmas day, more like 17th Sept. DH just said 'it's only a soap you know!'

I am now going to have to watch the omnibus edition on Sunday to catch up

There is more than one paternity test coming up

have you beenon a spoiler site?

lol at ur comments elf!
i conceived in possibly the quickest shag in my life ubder v random circumstances! guess its sods law tho...u ant to get pregnant it takes ages but if u dont all it takes is one moment (literally) of stupidity! but my life appears to b like a soap so maybe thats why! ah well

lissielou - yes, am obsessed with the spoiler site! Reading between the lines, looks like something good coming up next week.

ArchiesMama - I reckon my life recently would be worthy of Eastenders, what with all the manic hospital trips etc!

It's not just the fact that Violet from Corrie has only one fallopian tube though, iirc the other one is scarred. Wouldn't that make it even more difficult? I really like Hollyoaks usually though

i wish i lived in a soap.

elf, charlie?

archiesmama, but was it good for you?

elf sorry t hear about the hospital trips...are u still pregnant or is it for ur child? hope alls ok! my dramas are more self inflicted....men eh/...can live with em...cant live without

me too izzy it doesnt get the kudos it deserves!

in fact iirc i started a v simillar thread when violet got knocked up....

Sean must have soooper duper sperm!

lissielou... it was 5am, i had to stay up all nite for a brain scan and it lasted about 5 secs...i wasnt overly impressed! but the result is a little legend!

LissiLou I wish I lived in a musical, bursting into song and dance every five mins

ArchiesMama - no, not pregnant, my DD is two now. I had what they think was a terrible viral infection which caused a 6 week continious migraine and what looked like a mini stroke but it wasnt, thank God!! Holding off having another until I finish my accountancy exams, though I am sure if I lived in a soap, I would find somebody to look after my child in the laudrette or something while I studied

lol good luck with the exams hun glad ur better! my soap drama involves me kinda seeing DS's Dads mate.....wasnt supposed to happen...makes me sound really bad!

Elf, at least most musicals have happy endings eh! I definately wouldn't want to live in Eastenders, so full of misery!

the violet thread

god, im bitter

god yeah bcus if u lived in easenders u cud only go out to ne pub, one dooodgy club and eat in a scabby cafe! and ALWAYS bump into everyone u didnt want to see!

by the way my keyboard is playing up...i can usually spell!

lol.

lissie I think you are perfectly reasonable

I remember Violet having a scan at 4 weeks or something and seeing the heartbeat, and remembering tinking well that wouldn't happen. Didn't really know your background Lissie, as I'm pretty new I hope you're doing ok. I'm not surprised you feel like this towards these kinds of storylines!

thanks, (and welcome to mn) i do ok most days im just frustrated that the writers cant portray (in)fertility realistically would it really be so badto show a normal couple who want a baby trying and trying and trying and having docs appointments etc?