Spunk me up! - Bus 18

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs

Testing dates:
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@Katao - October 9th
@minster2012 - October 12th
@nestinginNL - October 14th
@Vil10 - October 16th
@Franklydear - October 25th
@Juno231 - October 26th
@clairey844 - October 30th

@@minster2012 lol.posted that after DTD 🤣🤣 I ran up the stairs that quick I didnt think of the phone

@Katao is that an actual thing ??🤣🙈 I use cold teabags on DS when he gets styes 🤣

@Minster2012 next problem ... let me think ... no nothing wrong j don't think 😳👀😂

@minster2012 I know a girl had an abortion about 2 yrs back (said he made her) and now she expecting twins to the same fella

@Minster2012 yes, even came straight to me, came to address me like that, no reason to come talk to me either... I don’t do uncomfortable well, and before I could react I had my boys on me, you’re being chatted up, I’ve been called worst (he didn’t need to add by me....) 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️ #everydaymisoginy

I don’t have any fertility memes but a friend just sent me this and I felt compelled to post it here 😂

@Minster2012 I don't know about learning from my mistakes but I've learned my limitations 😂 one at a time please!
@lucyrp well teabags are supposed to be good for puffy eyes so I just assume they would help a bit, maybe not I don't know 😂 try it!

@NestinginNL haha 🤣 I concur that this is acceptable to post here 😂

This is a meme that sums up my life with Dh so far 😂 tragic eh!

These memes man 🤣

Place your bets ladies. Temp rise tomorrow or not?

If yes, I'll tell you all the trashiest place I've had sex.

@Newbie0818 I say yes!

I think my ovulation might be happening finally tonight or tomorrow, my cervix is getting softer I think. Oh is back late tonight 😤😬 give me your sperm slave

Come and get this sexy baby making machine 😂😂😂 hmm I think I shall get changed out of these before he comes the poor sod, and put on something a bit more sultry hahahaha

If anyone wants a laugh to make themselves feel better. Here is my chart 🤣 if I don't laugh il cry

@Missgoldilocks I was just having exactly the same though. I've had a pamper night in the bath and after then out my pjs on and thought hmm maybe I should be putting something more Lacey on 😂

@Minster2012 I definitely think it's meant to be!!

@SarahTTC2020 hahaha it's just a genuine standard question in a group like this😂

@lucyrp @Missgoldilocks you both look hot 🔥 and comfy 😉 ideal combo 👌🏾

Ooo I forgot to show you my nee nails 👀

@lucyrp Ohh your nails are lovely and I like your pj's! Lol 😘 yeah ill probably take them all off and throw on the good old silk kimono can't go wrong hahaha
Ohh sorry about your chat how do you track? Do you do it every day same time? I got better readings by doing it vaginally instead of orally haha

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks ☺️😘

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks 😏😏

@Missgoldilocks can't beat a pair of pjs! I've got my black kimono next to the bed 🤣🤣 well considering I'm on CD34 and my temps are just high all the time ibe kind given up. I didn't temp yesterday or Tuesday because I've kind of just thought oh well. But I still want to try and get some sort of pattern out of it. I'm going to do vaginalky next cycle I think

@2alreadywantanother twins with the same guy 🙄

@lucyrp love the nails, very classy! 🥰

I couldn't get the right temperature tonight, I was freezing all day so stoked up the fire and then still couldn't get warm, can't show you what I'm currently wearing. Not a lot

Just had another end of knob through condom conundrum, damn it those ultra thin Duroc aren't a match for us! Spunk + pessaries = more water sliding progesterone antics!

OMG is anyone watching 5 guys a week? I actually just laughed to crying at a bit of it, one of the guys accidentally spat wine out of his mouth projectile over one of the others 😂🤣i would hope it would be more like ...

Hmmm... not a rise per se but supposedly I've ovulated 🥳 let the games begin! I hope I caught it... we DTD where it says AM/PM/X

Omg these memes are cracking me up! Gave me giggles at midnight when I awoke and couldn't get back to sleep...I had restless legs...OH got the hump because I kept moving lol so I had to try soooo hard not to keep moving haha! This might also make you think I'm nuts...im unsure whether my nipples have got darker or not so ya know what I did...went through my chats and pics ive sent oh to find a top less one to compare 🤦‍♀️🤣 officially crackers! On another note... my temp literally took a huge spike this morning! Il post it but it doesnt have a coverline as I only got 3 temps in before O :( il also post the chart of all 3 of my cycles overlaid just for fun 😝

Anyways...I want some 🍆 tonight but what are the rules? Can I? Oh wont finish until I've had the big O so how can I get around it other than fake it lol? Or is it ok to do in the tww? Haha

@Hopeful110 that looks good, & def within the first few days of TWW sex is fine anyway as it usually takes 5 days or so for your egg to travel down the tube then it's implantation where some ppl think it may not be good for sex/orgasm but even our clinic says it's fine. as does yours @Newbie0818 woooooooo fingers crossed!

It's another very stark BFN here so that's it for me on this one.

Let's hope @NestinginNL has better news 🤞🏻❤️

@Minster2012 oh no, I really don't know what to say, it might be a first