Spunk me up! - Bus 18

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs

Testing dates:
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@Katao - October 9th
@minster2012 - October 12th
@nestinginNL - October 14th
@Vil10 - October 16th
@Franklydear - October 25th
@Juno231 - October 26th
@clairey844 - October 30th

@Bbdm1984 get the MN app, it allows you to press reply, start typing a reply then press the cross at the top go back to the thread to reread so you can then reply to ppl GAMECHANGER 😂 AND OMG good luck. Plus, you told me pulling pains were good. I'm gonna throw that back at ya. 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Katao @NestinginNL @Minster2012 @2020mission I'm trying my hardest girls😩 he's having none of it, won't even speak to me😩 so I think my best bet is to stop being a needy goon and let him have his space, go to his friends, calm down then hopefully he'll come home and be up for makeup sex🤞🏼

@Minster2012 i had the app a few months ago but it wouldnt let me post pics so just use the browser one. I am so invested in your test tomorrow i feel more excited for you than me your journey and what you have overcome is amazing i have everything 🤞

@Vil10 can you put some sexy underwear on for when he gets home and flaunt what yourself infront of him, show him what he is missing

I know it is because of the smear, but I am spotting and had to put a liner, the nurse said cervix is nice and soft, at cd 12, good or bad? @Juno231...

@Minster2012 yes it may be progesterone but it does sound really good so. Keeping everything crossed for you! Also I'm today years old finding out there's an app I've been using the website 😬 maybe I'll be able to. Keep up better on the app!!

@2020mission I have such bad periods 2 days before and during. Sometimes so bad I have to sleep it off because I feel so sick etc so definitely not alone there and had tubes checked and told no endometriosis

@notyetamumbuttrying what's your scan for tomorrow??

Since we have no shame here, I really wanted to watch some porn earlier before I picked up my son from school 😩 so I was trying to watch one laid out my lovely toys in preparation, just had a bath so you know I'm smelling good for myself 😂 ummm Internet decided to be am absolute twat mid happy time and stopped working! Then my best friend kept ringing me god, that put an end to that!!! My OH best be ready tonight because I'm extra frustrated 😤

Okay I am finally in the app! Looks a bit weird though you have to scroll all the way down how long! Unless I'm doing it wrong...

I always love ovulation time I am at the peak of my happiness lol then nornallynitsba downhill spiral! Let's hope this month is different

@Missgoldilocks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god that’s made my miserable night a lot brighter! You poor frustrated chicken.
My dear mother kept phoning me non stop whilst I was shagging last week. When she couldn’t get hold of me she pestered my oh! Def killed the moment as I panicked thinking god it must be important for her to ask me if we wanted any poxy carrots from the allotment! 🤯😩🤣

@jaysdream7 😂😂😂😂 what a mood killer!!!

@notyetamumbuttrying @Ltay2 @clolo @Minster2012 @Hopeful110 @Juno231 I'm utterly shit at tech and now panicking about it all! I relinquish my Facebook yearnings to make life simpler 😂 unless anyone else wants to start it....

@blodyn91 that's adorable!

@Jaysdream7 hi! Lots of dirty talk and silliness here 🤣 wait until af least 11dpo to be sure.

@Didi95 I bbt! Not very good at it though haha.

@Vil10 oh no! Sorry you've had an argument :( I hope it resolved soon and you can get some dick x yay for ov!

@Minster2012 I literally CANNOT wait for your test! These symptoms are intriguing me.

1. 0 2. B 3.c

@lilacflower12 welcome to the rollercoaster of ttc! I hope you're not on it as long as some of us have been x

@Missgoldilocks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well I think after all my seeping ewcm and the signs of ov, this month may be annovulatory as I've not had a temp rise yet 😢 been cramping since supposed ov and since my fire tit pain the day before yesterday nothing else has happened 🤬

@notyetamumbuttrying that all sounds good, hopefully no surprises on the full report but I'm sure she would have said 😁

@Katao don't worry you're not alone. I'm in 0.4 progesterone gang 😫🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying it was me with the lion pics!😂

@Missgoldilocks you don't have to scroll all the way down, you can press the two arrows at the top right and it will swap it from top to bottom for you so I always just scroll down to where I last read and then read upwards replying to certain people then going off it and back on x

@Minster2012 haha no thankfully not! More of a flow has started since. Oh balls haven't been quizzing. I feel so tired and quite tender now so my brains not functioning right. 
@Missgoldilocks it was today! It was to check my uterus and I have a fibroid. Everything else seemed ok but will wait for write up next week.
Eek hope OH is ready for a bonkfest then!! Use the two arrows and it flips it so you don't have to scroll!
@Newbie0818 I'll let @Ltay2 too many ppl on here lol! The one I'm on has 20 girls and that's more than enough to contend with 😂

@Katao yeah hope so! How you doing?

@lucyrp haha knew it! How you getting on?

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm still here, nothing to report at all! X

@Newbie0818 Ha no problem I'll set it up for you, what do you all want it to be called??

@Bbdm1984 I think the app and the not posting pictures is a time thing, I think you have to wait a certain time to start to post pics @NestinginNL you said you couldn't post pics now you can? I don't like the way you can't see inbox messages but I can cope with that to be able to reply to ppl 😂. When is DSIS coming & when is your pee hold over?!!! 🤞🏻😘

@Missgoldilocks love that! Bloody Sod's law isn't it!! Love that you wanted to smell nice for yourself...I'm clearly a lazy lover for myself, when I watch porn for myself and masterbate I don't fix my make up or even give myself a gypsy wash 😳I'm a dirty bitch through & through. Come on OH @Missgoldilocks needs you!

Yes everyone get the app! I'm sure we had this conversation on the may bus 😂**@Missgoldilocks press the arrow too right to come straight to the last comment & also you can bookmark where you left off by swiping at the right of the comment on the < you are at and "bookmark"(like how I imagine tinder to be having NEVER seen tinder!)

WELL...did you want any 🥕@Jaysdream7? Big f ing questions y'know. I'd wait until 10/11dpo.

@Newbie0818 I think it's a negative but I need a hint that's what I just said to DH, it may be negative & I will keep testing anyway but at the minute I'm driving myself crazy googling as I can feel something & I want a hint of if it's a baby or bloody hormone drugs. Then I said he might come off the sex ban if it's negative 🍆and it's a week yesterday

@notyetamumbuttrying the quiz questions still there on my posts for ppl if you go back...then I will put answers to those ones in a bit if ppl want? Then do a topical type one?

Oh my god you guys @notyetamumbuttrying @Minster2012 @lucyrp I have gone through 15 months of utter mums net website bullshit!!! This way will be so much easier to keep up with everyone!! 😂😂👆 Yassssss bitches

@Minster2012 sometimes I like the sell of me unwashed 🤣 depends on the mood!! Is it just me or does anyone else watch porn and then when they're done watch the porn itself and think oh my god is she even enjoying this gang bang? Because like, I don't think she is....
Some of them do though ohhhh yes haha

@notyetamumbuttrying oh a fibroid so what does that mean then will they get rid of it for you?

@Minster2012

7- on average what is the thing Americans do 22 times a day?

C) swear

8- a crossbreed between a donkey and a zebra is called a what?

B) a zonkey

9- what is the fear of long words called?
A) dysophobia

Dunno if some are right but eff it

@Minster2012 so if worst comes to worst, does that mean they'll pop another one in, or does one round count as one embryo? I really hope it's preg symptoms for you and not pesky progesterone!

@Ltay2 don't worry about it haha, I think on here is fine for now, there's so many people

On another note, does anyone on here watch Made in Chelsea?

Ha ha @Missgoldilocks you are ON IT now with the replies BOOM I'm like you with the porn I half analyse it too but sometimes I just enjoy it. I found one for us last week which was like "sensual porn" and DH couldn't believe how much I was enjoying it (maybe that was our last shag, you know, knob through end of condom night?)

Right ok ladies 15 MINUTE WARNING FOR QUIZ ANSWERS I HOPE YOU'VE GOT THEM WRITTEN DOWN COS I AINT SCROLLING BACK

@Ltay2 @Juno231 @Franklydear surely we've had a load of thread titles that didn't make it that we could "dull down a bit" for a title???

@Bbdm1984 hahaha that's exactly what I've done!! Great minds!

@Newbie0818 well he's spoken to me since leaving the house so I hope when he gets home he's in the mood, he also left the house looking bloody gorg so I know I'm ready🍆 do you always have a temp rise around ovulation? Could it be that you did ovulate but your temp just didn't rise this time?

@notyetamumbuttrying I've only just seen your post about your scan! So happy you've got lots of eggs🥚 and if she said the fibroid was nothing to worry about then I'm sure it's all fine❤️

Please someone get a BFP soon, we're almost a week into October already and nothing to show here ☹️

@Minster2012 I've missed most of the quiz questions so I think I'll have to the next one!

@Newbie0818 That Facebook group idea got parked quickly 😆 I was hoping it would be the same as when I joined a pregnancy Facebook group in August and had to leave days later when I miscarried, except this time it would be having to leave because of good news! Wishful thinking...