Toot toot May Bus

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Thought I would start the May bus as looks like not been successful this month.
TTC 2
Cycle 2

😂 this is brilliant! I've been vanilla for too long! I need to invest in a new bullet ...spice things up a little!

Quickies become very much the thing in the FW!!

Maybe need to upsuck more 😂

@MrsEmilyB I for one LOVE a quickie, I'm easily bored and so is DH 😂

I'm on CD13 now and am on my last day of fertile-ness I think. EWCM, followed by two days of peak and more EWCM today. What do we think? Try again tomorrow or just accept I'm probs all out of goodness for this month.

DH just asked "when is the knob hoop arriving" 😑😑😑

So wish we could change the name of this group 'ttc and a bunch of horn bags' 🤣🤣

I love this chat! I do find TTC takes away some of the passion so a little toy definitely helps.

I normally lay there after DF has deposited his specimen and let him finish me off with the vibrator. Hoping the orgasm causes my muscles to contract and pulls the sperm in haha.

@selina37 @GingerBaby89 - I very much like a quickie! But I want our quickies to be...quicker 😂😂 DH takes a while to finish! I need some tips on speeding up his, ahem, arrival 🤔

@GingerBaby89 - another day of BD wouldn't hurt if you're up for it! But if you're not, don't stress!

@myhappystreak - definitely going to be trying this!!

@juno231 how do you finish after? With a toy?

My DH can hold fire. I'm bloody lucky because I certainly can't O at the drop of a hat and it's like a mammoth journey. 😂 Hence the bullet. Even then its not that quick. So I'm thankful my DH is patient.

I'll look up the tickler @MrsEmilyB 😁

Oh and @Sausage1990 I feel awkward using stuff. Can't with strange people. Wad with my DH ages before using the bullet. He won't do it either. I just got to the point where it was that or go without. So now I just grab it. 😂

Loving this openness! Haha!

I envy you for that @MrsEmilyB! It’s the opposite with us, takes me ages and he can “deposit” within minutes. Luckily he can keep going for ages after and go again. A very useful tool for the fw haha.

@GingerBaby89 “knob hoop” 🤣🤣🤣
@babyG123 I for one approve of that name change 🤣🤣

On a less orgasmic note, does anyone know of foods that supposedly promote ovulation? I have a gut feeling that that is the issue, and my doctor has put me through for a blood test to check. Until then though I’m willing to try anything to normalise my cycles again!

@GingerBaby89 "knob hoop" that's brilliant!
😂😂

@GingerBaby89 - how did I miss knob hoop. 😂😂😂😂😂

@newbie0818 - the homeopath has given me folliculinum 30c which is supposed to promote ovulation. Not a food, but thought it worth mentioning! I have to take it certain days of my cycle. Seed cycling is supposed to help the hormones regulate too, which in turn might help? All old wives remedies, I expect, but nevertheless!

OMG what have a I missed?! I can’t keep up! Cock rings, bullet, knob hoop?! 😂 am I on the right thread?! 😂

@Newbie0818 I’m the same as you, love a good build up whereas DH can climax at the drop of a hat, in fact I think if I dropped a hat on front of him, naked 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Just told DH my research today included a Bullet vibrator, garden furniture, & I purchased a jumper & a dress it’s unlikely any one will see- take a wild guess on what he was most excited about 🤔

@MrsEmilyB 5pm today my OPK said low range 0 again but there was a faint line so I’m hoping it’s gonna go back up again.

Minimal spotting but still a bit. I hope it stays away. It’s much more fun not just OPK watching now 😂especially on a Friday!

@myhappystreak that sounds like a good idea, will be giving that a try next cycle! I sometimes worry a bit if I don't orgasm- I've heard of the cervix swallowing up sperm!

From all this sex chat I'm guessing most of us are in fertile window and about to enter the TWW?!

@Newbie0818 ah ok that makes sense- not sure there would be room up there for a vibrator and DP!

I would try giving seed cycling a try- sounds fairly easy & reasonably cheap too.

Ps when we tick over into the next thread it has to be called “cock rings, bullets & TTC”

Haha this chat has kept me entertained!! @Minster2012 and @Newbie0818 we are the same. DH could go within no time of starting whereas it takes me a bit more. Hence the love for the bullet. Especially when ttc and lets be honest you're having sex when you're not always in the mood at the beginning.
Haha your bean love that 😅😂
I'm all for quickies sometimes. I'm actually chuffed if it can be a quickie! Does anyone else have a moment of "yessss" once you've DTD in the right window. Maybe I'm just weird. Haha.
Knob hoop?! Now that's one I've not heard of.

@Skyla01 7 dpo here but seem to have triggered a switch in DH and can't stop 🤣🤣

Girls you have got me in stitches this afternoon! I hopped on the bus early on and have been keeping up with the thread just waiting for o (long, irregular cycles 🥱)

Thinking I need to order some toys now 😂

@babyG123 haha think that's a good thing! Sometimes we go from 1 fertile window to the next with nothing in between That's what TTC for 1yr+ can do for your sex life! I need to work at keeping it fun & not chore-like but overall it's ok.

@MrsLBear absolutely- nothing like a spunk delivery when you know you are ovulating!!

@MrsLBear not just you, we fist bump each other when we have a successful session during fertile time. Even more so if we've timed it like we did this month- hours before a peak!!! So proud 😍😂

@Skyla01 yesssss hahahaha! I know what you mean we rarely DTD in the tww I just don't have any more energy. But then I feel like makes it better when we do closer to O again. The TTC life is so glam 😅

@Minster2012 I'm guessing the garden furniture?! 😂

Definitely takes the focus off counting days if there's other chat going on.

Knob hoops 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Skyla01 you don’t put the bullet in as well, my goodness that would be a health hazard! 🤣

@MrsEmilyB ah I remember the talk about seed cycling earlier on in the thread. Which seeds were good for each stage again? I may give the folliculum a google. I’ve heard about Agnus Castus now too.

@Minster2012 haha typical bloke! When me and dh first got together in uni my first Xmas present from him was a bag full of couples sex toys 😂 glad we’re managing to keep the spark alive!

@MrsLBear I’m the same, love a quickie and get that BAZINGA moment after 😅 my sex drive has been so low for so long whilst on the pill, this cycle has been the first time since coming off I’ve been like a rampant rabbit! Dh doesn’t know who I am anymore 🤣

@OrangeJ do it!

Ladies, this is exactly what I needed today. A big cry in the morning and a load of sex natter in the afternoon to get me geared up to go again 🤣🤣😭😭 I reckon you lot would be so much fun to go for a coffee with. Decaf of course.

What's everyone done about telling nearest and dearest that they're trying?

We we're going to keep schtum until we fell but the Christmas wine got the better of us with a couple of friends and parents over the festive period 🤦🏻‍♀️ luckily no one's asked anything since though so there's not much pressure from people.