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Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 17:06

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 9 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.
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FXSkip · 02/02/2016 12:35

Yes Latinata thats the spirit. I was super spooked by Zika, SIL has just moved to BA so was considering a christmas trip there...

Jem you have the OPKs yes? Mine are about 3cm long by 3mm wide - normal sleeves accommodate or I just carry back in a scrumpled bit of loo roll. I was initially concerned that the loo roll would affect the reliability but I tested thoroughly when I was OVing and not. However, I am clearly not upduffed so by all means ignore me. Mine say that the time to test is between 11am and 8.30pm, so you could test as soon as you get home if you get home in that time frame? As long as you test each day at the same time it seems to be ok. Also, I tested in the evenings until I started to get a second line appearing, then tested several times a day until peak/positive, then went back to evenings until it disappeared completely. Sorry for essay.

miwelaisjacydo · 02/02/2016 12:43

Erm s bit redder than usual such.

FXSkip · 02/02/2016 12:47

Star Star Star Miley Its real now!! so exciting for you!

Snowdog37 · 02/02/2016 12:57

Temp went down instead of up... No ovulation here yet! Still got ewcm though, despite negative opks. Who the heck knows. Will jump dh again tonight just in case. At least the sex will de-stress me!

Yay for telling Real Life People miley 😄

miwelaisjacydo · 02/02/2016 12:59

I didn't mean red I meant brown

Holly300 · 02/02/2016 13:10

So AF has got me! I was more upset in tears last night when I got a bfn then. Now the witch is here, I feel strangely positive. I am going to start taking evening primrose oil this cycle up until ovulation and I've also downloaded the baby-making bible on my kindle app. I figured that I'd like to move forward by doing what I can and make positive changes in order to increase my chances of conception Smile

Mileymoocow · 02/02/2016 13:10

I'd have preferred to wait but I work as a lab analyst for a pharmaceutical company so deal with lots of chemicals etc.

He's the best boss ever and has made me feel so good about it all. Genuinely so happy for me which is lovely! Didn't ask about how long I'd be off or how long until I was due or anything think he was nervous I was handing my notice in so is slightly relieved

snow definitely jump him just incase.

Holly300 · 02/02/2016 13:16

Kat please put me on the list to test for 8th March. It may change depending on when I ovulate x

ElleSarcasmo · 02/02/2016 13:21

Sorry about AF Latinata, trip to Mexico sounds awesome though!

Jem good plan. I also recommend having a few spares Wink

Good idea putting it in the packet Skip! I think I need a clear mode of transport like a sandwich bag so I can keep it in my handbag and peek at it. No desk here Sad

harrietm87 · 02/02/2016 13:22

Hi all just checking in. I've been miserable with a horrible tummy bug - haven't kept anything down for 2 days and to add insult to injury AF arrived yesterday 2 days early! So I'm off the feb bus already! New test date is 4 March. Ovia clearly got it wrong - argh!

Huge congrats indi. feef and latinata at least we can be testing buddies again next month!

ElleSarcasmo · 02/02/2016 13:23

Sorry about AF Holly. It would be good to hear what you think of the baby making bible.

Miwel did you do another pg test?

ElleSarcasmo · 02/02/2016 13:25

Exciting telling real people Miley! Smile

Sorry you're feeling crap and about AF Harriet, how rude of her to rear her ugly head now!

Planeteer · 02/02/2016 14:13

Latin sorry AF got you, but huzzah for being able to hit that tequila with impunity. Hope you have an ace holiday.

Update from mad cycle central. AF has not appeared. 3 days of spotting and now nothing. Thought I'd do an opk today to see and it's the darkest yet. Still not a positive but I reckon I could possibly still be pre ov in this cycle (cd69). Does that sound possible, given the spotting? Confuuuuused and eating chocolate to calm my brain. All thoughts welcomed!

BelliniButterfly · 02/02/2016 14:27

Kat please can you put me down to test on the 28th February?

Thanks fx for everyone this month! Hope we all get our bpf Smile

Evergreen15 · 02/02/2016 14:39

I am out Envy AF showed up Sad
Kat can I get a bus ticket extension to test on the 29th of February?

I actually feel more relaxed now than on the awful 2ww

ElleSarcasmo · 02/02/2016 14:57

Planeteer have you thought of doing a pg test/POAS just in case?!

Bellini I hope so too 🍀 Fx for all of us still waiting for our BFPs!

Sorry about AF Evergreen. AF sucks!

Moggysinger · 02/02/2016 15:03

Sorry to hear that ever and all the others that the witch got FlowersWineChocolate

It's weird though isn't it - seeing the blood feels sad for a minute then almost cathartic. Like a cleanse from your body and a new opportunity for the next month.

Planeteer · 02/02/2016 15:05

Sorry you're out this month ever. Crack open the wine this evening!

Elle I did an ic yday and got a bfn... Hmm I guess just need to keep opks going and hope for a clear positive as a clue to where I am.

Fx for everyone testing in the next couple of days. Hoping for lovely clear lines for you all.

ElleSarcasmo · 02/02/2016 15:17

Oh Planeteer, that sounds really annoying. Hope it doesn't drag out for too long!

Moggy that is true, it does feel cathartic in a way!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 02/02/2016 16:06

Ooh miley! that's exciting news!

Sorry for all those for whom af has reared her head. I've been thinking of it as a new start, and a good cleansing thing, readying the body for the next go! And it means I actually have a cycle.

I don't know really where I should be on the list kat - here is my conundrum. If I ovulated this weekend, which I'm fairly confident that I did. Then 14 dpo would still be a whole week before af is due around about the 21st. But it would also be right around valentine's day. So, do I test at 14/15 dpo and see if I get to tell Dh on valentine's day if I got a bfp, because 14/15 dpo would be around the time when normal people get to test. Or do I steadfastly hold off and hand myself a Starky's Star for waiting till af day? Normally I wouldn't even consider testing early, but we may have a meal together on the Monday, and I will want prosecco because prosecco ...any opinions gratefully received.

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SuchaJem · 02/02/2016 16:25

FXSkip thank you for all the info! Yes I have bought a box of 5 from Boots. They are in my cupboard at home. I’ve read the leaflet twice but not had a go yet – think I will now try one this evening. Usually get in from work at about 7ish, so by your info that sounds fine? Once you’ve got a positive does that mean egg is coming, or already in the vicinity? DH gets back from Chicago tomorrow morning, so there will be no DTD tonight either way. We did it Monday morning before he left just in case.

LisaTheGreek · 02/02/2016 16:34

Stark - test on 14 DPO, definitely. I'm not saying it will guarantee the right result, but of anyone on here, you have been so incredibly patient the whole way through. If anyone deserves to test early, it's you.

And as you say, if a BFP isn't the Valentine's Day present, then some Prosecco would be an ok second (though I appreciate it can't really compare).

LaraG13 · 02/02/2016 16:56

Hi all. Just checking in. Sorry to all those AF has got.

starky I think you should test 14dpo. Testing then is likely to be accurate.

snow don't think I've ovulated yet either. Still negative OPKs and not got ovulation pains yet. Found a tiny bit of EWCM today though! Hooray! I'm very happy as had none last cycle, and have been taking evening primrose and drinking stupid amounts of water.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 02/02/2016 17:14

Awwww lisa thank you, that made me go "awwww thanks" out loud. 😢

I suppose it's just that there's a lot riding on this cycle, as Dh will ramp up his training and supplements in the next couple of weeks, so between work and training, he'll be much more unavailable. And he'll be exhausted. And despite him competing as a "natural" meaning no anabolic steroids, I'm concerned that the major diet and fat cutting and all the supplements will have an effect on his sperm quality. If I don't catch, he'd better blooming win this competition! 😬😆

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SuchaJem · 02/02/2016 17:26

"Stark - test on 14 DPO, definitely. I'm not saying it will guarantee the right result, but of anyone on here, you have been so incredibly patient the whole way through. If anyone deserves to test early, it's you."

Absolutely agreed with lisa

fingers crossed for a massively BFP starky