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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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miwelaisjacydo · 30/01/2016 06:56

Morning everyone 😽
Am sorry confused I recon I will be going you in 2 days time.
All little signs I had almost all gone.
Got to get cracking now in a minuet as an doing respite care today so have a day of fun planned. .

Evergreen15 · 30/01/2016 07:14

Starky I am familiar with the 🦄💩 GrinGrin thanks for that
Come on everyone, rise and shine! Get that fmu and show me some BFPs
9dpo today. Last night and this morning( TMI alert) not sure if it is the Tudors or a symptom spot, but hornier than Rudolf I know he has antlers not horns Wink and I went to touch my cervix without cringing and I could not reach that motherfucker
Probably not a symptom but hey ho Grin
Off to work Angry

Bananarma · 30/01/2016 07:40

Morning all bfn this morningSad
Can't understand it, Ovia had this down as my test day. Grr.

Hope everyone's okay.

Planeteer · 30/01/2016 07:54

Boooo! Sorry bananarma. Thanks how many dpo are you?

Planeteer · 30/01/2016 08:04

Hope everyone has nice weekend plans.
Ever I reckon we can get rid of the tmi alert for this thread ( we built this city on t...m...i ). Having the mega horn sounds like a much more pleasant symptom than all the crampy farty boob exploding fun! Fx it's a sign!
Starky the unicorn has me cackling to myself and accidentally woke dh up. Oops! Thankfully he too appreciated the genius of glittery unicorn piles. Not a sentence I thought I'd be writing...
No news here. Still spotting and have lower left pelvic pain, but no sign of AF arriving properly. Also have a wisdom tooth playing up and feel like there's a walrus in my mouth. Deep joy!

Cthulhoo · 30/01/2016 08:05

A day late and so I caved and poas'ed of the cheap Boots house brand type. BFN. Booo.
And so the wait continues.

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:06

Sorry about the BFN Banana and about AF Confused and Knightley Sad

Sounds promising Evergreen, fx for you it is a symptom and not just your body messing with you. Sorry you're going to work and not getting on it!

Fx for you if you test today Holly!

Miley you did well only to get a lightshade!

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:07

Sorry for the BFN Ctulhoo Sad

miwelaisjacydo · 30/01/2016 08:09

Can I ask. Really stupid question please if AF is late ( not likely) when do actually test? Ovia said to test on Af day but surly that's about early?

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:14

Starky the OPK you showed was as positive as mine got, ie almost but not quite as dark as the test line. Thanks for the unicorn poo video Grin

Ni I think orgasm opens your cervix Wink might be a bit off putting if you're thinking about it opening while dtd!

Ooh Argentina Latin? I've always wanted to go, DH not so keen though Sad

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:15

Miwel I think the Starky approved time is one day after AF due.

stardusty5 · 30/01/2016 08:18

Fx for all those poas today!

I'm waiting for my pack of ics. Ovia says to test tomorrow. Now CD 31, so sometimes she's arrived by now. I'm generally 29-32 days.

Joyous task of painting the living room today. Reckon all the vigourous activity will get the witch to put in an appearance!

Evergreen15 · 30/01/2016 08:22

Haha planeteer you are rising a couple of very good points Grin
I think it really depends with the testing. Some people get bfp days before AF. I think This time I want to wait until the day after AF
Just prefer to see AF than to test and get a slap in the face.
If it was for Ovia, she would have had me testing on my communion day.

miwelaisjacydo · 30/01/2016 08:27

elle thanks

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 08:45

miw I say wait til at least af due day, but better to wait until day after (yes, yes I know. Hypocrite n'all that.)

elle it took great restraint. DP now has a list (unsurprisingly. He has a list for everything) of everything he would like/we need. He also shed a tear trying out the prams, and he was gobsmacked that you could express milk from your own breast. Men in mothercare for the first time is totally hilarious.

Sorry for BFN'S to all who had them, and also to anyone who the witch caught. She is a total shit head.

Bananarma · 30/01/2016 08:48

Thanks planteer I had to estimate my ovulation during fw because I didn't test... we dtd lots and CM was okay. Blush

Af due Tuesday so will try again Wednesday. .

Holly300 · 30/01/2016 09:45

Loving the unicorn poo!! Grin

Holly300 · 30/01/2016 09:47

So I took a frer when I woke up this morning and it was a bfn. Still only 12dpo so there's still hope... I will test again on mon/tues morning unless the witch has come.

Ni4444 · 30/01/2016 10:12

Morning ladies! Sorry about the BFNs. Not out til you're out though! Flowers

Feefeefs · 30/01/2016 10:19

"Trump or baby" that's hilarious latinata

Sorry about the bfns! But #you'renotouttillthebitchgetsya

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 10:31

My 2nd lot of opk's arrived. I panic bought them on amazon. I now have 50 opk's! I love me some opk. Grin

miley awwwww that's so sweet! I love it! What else has your Dh got on his list?!

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Holly300 · 30/01/2016 10:36

How are you feeling today starky? Woah that's a lot of opks - fx you won't need to use them all ;)

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 10:38

starky you're definitely the new resident pissy stick queen.

He has a travel system on (icandy I think - who knows!) But whichever one we choose, the car seat HAS to be isofix even though I'm sure he doesn't know what it means and also swaddle blankets (he's obsessed with those) And also asked what a Muslim square was... siiiigh it's gonna be a tough ride. Oh and also I'm breastfeeding wether I want to or not! good job I had planned to because he saw a "really good bottle thingy with everything in including one of those pumps you put on your nipple"

IndiX · 30/01/2016 10:49

Miley I have to admit I have no clue shay any of those things are that you mentioned, except breastfeeding of course.
I've got a LOT to learn Blush

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 10:52

Yeah and fx super soooon you will have a fantastic reason to! Wink

I think i might have already asked this but is anyone else not sure wether to find out the sex?

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