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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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Holly300 · 29/01/2016 21:54

11dpo today. I was feeling a bit nauseous this morning and felt car sick on a 45 min drive. Then had lunch at about 12.45 and had indigestion right until I had dinner at 7pm and still have it now. Never had that before - feel so uncomfortable :( I did suffer from heartburn when I was pg with both my children, but it wasn't in early pregnancy. Also had a few random cramps. So tempted to test tomorrow morning with a frer...

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 29/01/2016 21:57

Sorry confused Flowers

holly 11dpo is ripe for a frer Grin

Holly300 · 29/01/2016 21:57

Fx patches!

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 29/01/2016 21:59

stark your opk looks almost there - I'd count as positive

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 29/01/2016 22:01

snow how are you getting on? Must be close to ov time? You temping again?

Pugmummy87 · 29/01/2016 22:02

Sorry confused

This evening I've been getting stabby paims on both my left and right side of my abdomen. So I am pretty certain I am actually ovulating this month, normally only feel it on one side though Confused

Pugmummy87 · 29/01/2016 22:03

Pains not paims ffs.

Holly300 · 29/01/2016 22:04

Sorry about AF confused ThanksChocolate

Holly300 · 29/01/2016 22:09

Stark I definitely think that looks positive to me.

MyMrKnightley · 29/01/2016 22:38

Can I have a ticket for the fab bus please? Af got me so onto the next cycle.
kat can you put me down for 26th please.

Congrats to all the Jan grads

Evergreen15 · 29/01/2016 23:04

Sorry confused
Starky that looks good, but my positive showed the test line darker than control (then again these cheapies can be deceiving so take pants off)
As I am typing from bed I can feel some fine stabbing / pinching on my left abdomen, quite low though (close to foo Wink) but that doesnt seem the right place and I am 8dpo and DESPERATE to spot a symptom. I think it os gas actually Sad
Ladies I looked at baby furniture today BlushSad
Then looked at my basically non existent savings and now I am stressed. I overhead DP planning some holidays with friends. Completely oblivious
Night ladies!!! Smile

StarkyTheDirewolf · 29/01/2016 23:05

holky I must be going soft because I think you should do a frer.

I didn't manage the mango bellinis, I'm having them tomorrow. Or possibly Sunday. I think I'd fall apart at the first snifter of drink today! Tired and totes emosh!

Just going to see what happens and hope for the best..I was reading up on hypnobirthing because im ridiculous and to wondering if it would work while dtd, mentally telling my cervix to be open and hospitable, to accept the sperm... I've gone fucking mad, it's happened Grin

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Evergreen15 · 29/01/2016 23:05

It was gas EnvySad

Evergreen15 · 29/01/2016 23:05

You didnt have the bellinis?????Confused

StarkyTheDirewolf · 29/01/2016 23:07

ever get on ikea, cheap, cheerful and lovely. And it lasts.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 29/01/2016 23:10

ever I didn't, I'm a bit delicate today, I think I'd have had a nervy breakdown, I've got to many of those feels being pesky tonight. And I'm over tired. And I've got to get up again tomorrow, but only to go to the greengrocer with my wonderful dad. He's aspergers as balls, it's part of our routine!

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Ni4444 · 29/01/2016 23:25

Stark if you're mad, welcome to the asylum! Literally last time we dtd I was thinking "open cervix! open wide!" Wish I knew how to control the muscle around that opening!

Holly300 · 29/01/2016 23:29

Omg starky just told me to do a frer in the morning! It's happening. I'm just a bit nervous that it will be a bfn... If it is I won't test again unless I miss my period.

Starky I think you were sensible to opt out of the booze for tonight. Hopefully tomorrow you'll wake up feeling a bit better than you were today. ThanksThanks

StarkyTheDirewolf · 29/01/2016 23:46

Haha holly its all the emotion of the week sending me soft! Grin but, if you're having similar symptoms to when you had your other little beans, then I think it's only fair Grin

I'll be alright once I've had a good night sleep and have recouped. I've been to 5 funerals in the last fortnight, but three on the bounce has done me in a bit! If I'd had a drink tonight I'd have ended up wailing while watching call the midwife!

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Holly300 · 29/01/2016 23:54

I'm not sure though starky as I never had these symptoms so early before... Could just be AF witch fucking with my body! We'll soon find out anyway.

Holly300 · 29/01/2016 23:55

That's a lot of funerals! I'm not surprised you feel the way you do!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 01:00

Everybody needs to watch this, mainly because it has both poo AND unicorns AND humour. Grin

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latinata · 30/01/2016 02:25

Eeek, Starky if that wasn't a positive OPK then I think I've been doing this all wrong!

Making the most of the three hour time diff from Argentina to be the last to post tonight!!

6dpo. Quite windy tonight. DH started singing 'trump or baby?'. Ahem.

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 06:09

Morning ladies! I was out last night (mothercare, not my usual definition of out on a Friday night - I caved and let DP buy a lampshade for the nursery but that was it) so am catching up. Currently reading the romance novel that is starky and DH! LOL.

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 06:11

ipatches I still have bad af like cramps and sore boobs so you never know! Grin fx for you

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