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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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Holly300 · 28/01/2016 20:12

Indi it would prob be too much of a coincidence for it to do with your implants. Sounds like sore boobs! Fx for you. Btw I've always wanted to get my boobs done ;)

IndiX · 28/01/2016 20:18

I do have a good feeling as this is really unusual for me but don't want to get too excited. Fx for us both ipatches or this boob pain would be really annoying!
Holly I do love my boob job but slightly worried how enormous they will grow when I eventually get upduffed I imagine as big as two cows heads, as my mum would say.

Mileymoocow · 28/01/2016 20:28

LOL you ladies are absolutely crackers. I'm actually creasing at the lion king refs 😂

starky you're always very welcome to talk to us about your days. That's what we're all here for and we'll do our best to keep your chin up and you can do your best to work your voodoo shit and tell everyone when to test. Deal? Grin

stardusty5 · 28/01/2016 20:28

I can't be the only one who keeps squeezing my boobs to see if theyre sore?

Theyre not. Humph.

iPatches · 28/01/2016 20:28

fx indeed Indi and Holly - not sure I can cope with this level of boob pain every month if it's just regular PMS!

iPatches · 28/01/2016 20:30

star - I was like that, not actively trying NOT to touch them or even look at or think about them. With anything. Including my own bra. It came on very suddenly.

Mileymoocow · 28/01/2016 20:30

As for boobs... I have already gone up to an E cup (normally DD and they're already far too large for my frame at 5 foot 9 and size 10) I look very out of proportion and ridiculous at the best of times so got help me. They feel so solid and tender already. I feel like they're going to make me very off balance

Feefeefs · 28/01/2016 20:37

Also squeezing my boobs a lot. A bit tender but not that bad, normal for me to have very painful ones before AF though to such an extent I asked the GP about it before

IndiX · 28/01/2016 20:48

Now I'm convincing myself it's trapped wind..can you get trapped wind in your boobs? I don't know if it would last 2/3 days but trying trying reeaalllyyy hard not to get my hopes up or symptom spot

twinkydink · 28/01/2016 20:53

Right so according to FF I may have just ovulated based on CM but oviabitch is sticking with my not ovulating till Monday!

Am only CD 10 isn't that pretty early to ovulate? I think I'm getting my hopes up cos DP is away from tomorrow which would mean no dtd during Ovia FW. Aaahhhh over thinking everything!

Feefeefs · 28/01/2016 21:03

Ah but doesn't sperm survive 3-5 days twinky DTD at the last possible second? Ha ha

StarkyTheDirewolf · 28/01/2016 21:08

www.countdowntopregnancy.com/tools/ovulation_calculator.php

Try this calculator twink and see what it says.

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latinata · 28/01/2016 21:10

Stardusty that cracked me up. Have also been super aware of my twinge-free-titties!!

Laurenrl · 28/01/2016 21:13

Hi everyone,

I've been trying to keep up but you guys are flying through threads, just thought I'd second starkeys ideology of not testing until AF due date is here/passed, look how my line changed from 2 days before period was due to the day after it was due!

I'm now 1 week into knowing I'm pregnant and more scared every day with the more info I read, knowledge is not power haha Smile

Hope you're all doing well and good luck for feb!! I'm sure lots more BFPs are to come!

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
Ni4444 · 28/01/2016 21:15

Just catching up on the day...

Ctulhoo sorry to hear about the feedback from the -its horrible to hear that anything is wrong. But in glad they're investigating and getting ready to help you on your ttc journey though. Can I ask what made you decide to get checked out?

twinkydink · 28/01/2016 21:21

Feef I'm thinking an early morning session is required, then ill have today and tomorrow within the FW! That's five days in a row then, DP doesn't know what's hit him!

Thanks Stark that calculator is sticking with Oviabitch. I think FF only changed cos I put in a change in CM.

Kwick709 · 28/01/2016 21:29

Jesus, Mary & Joseph! I am only off the thread for a few days and not only has a new thread started but it already has 617 posts!!!! I will have to catch up at the weekend!

I did not realise in time so here are my posts from the old one...

I am very behind - has been a crazy week - so only on page 34 - will post sporadically as I read through.

Ever I am not drinking the magic potion (if only it were that simple!) but my magic potion will hopefully meet and greet a whole load of eggs which will be removed from my person in just under 2 months if all goes to plan. I have just started my first IVF protocol.

I am very ashamed to admit this but not sure how preggers calculations work? Is it weeks + days? blush please help me oh wise ones!

oops sorry I missed the rampant gambling - can I just get a free date?

wish i could do lists like that..

latinata · 28/01/2016 21:34

Oh kwick I'm so glad, me too... no idea what all of this 6+2 stuff is! Felt like I was the only clueless one so obvs kept mouth shut!!

Evergreen15 · 28/01/2016 21:36

Nacho Smile what a legend Grin
Stardusty I keep poking them but they refuse to be sore. At 7dpo and 0 symptoms

Evergreen15 · 28/01/2016 21:36

Wait! I* highlighted Nacho instead of starky!* Grin

latinata · 28/01/2016 21:38

#clitsnotclots #pokingmypointies

Feefeefs · 28/01/2016 21:43

Yes weeks + days

Chocaholic88 · 28/01/2016 21:45

How is everyone tonight?!

We've just been invited to a lovely posh awards (thanks to work) ceremony in London near St Pauls Cathedral next month so now I'm rushing around picking dresses... got to love a bit of distraction!!

Holly300 · 28/01/2016 21:46

Kwick and Latin, it mean weeks + days, so 6+4 means 6weeks and 4 days.

firstgo1984 · 28/01/2016 21:49

choc did you have midwife today?