Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

No, ff is now saying 27th - fgs. Why do these things keep moving our dates around?!

happy Friday all!

Nothing to report from me. No idea if I'm into tww or still fw. oH refused to dtd yesterday as apparently I'm being "too militant" about it...oops!

I've been watching underage and pregnant on YouTube as have exhausted OBEM!

Laurenowls I had that last month for like 3 days, I convinced myself it was IB, then it stopped and two days later af rolled in one day early.

Harrier, try 'outlaw births' and 'birth - all or nothing' both really interesting documentaries and those will link you to both seasons of 'the midwives' not that I spend my life watching YouTube or anything! ('kizzy - mumat 14 is also quite interesting)

harriet not harrier!

Happy Friday, fellow pissy stick pals! I'm surprised, in a way, to see so many of us suffering from anxiety one way or another - I'm agoraphobic and have tried CBT, meds, hypno and eventually just had to get on with it. But, not surprised that we all relate so well to each other. Really love you guys, love reading all your posts - hilarious, tragic, icky - the whole lot. Think we'll make a grand set of parents, if and when our times come, even the young 'uns!!

**Disclaimer: I may be feeling a tad overemotional today

Oh no Confused. I was getting excited for nothing

confused well either way i'll be alright xx because if im not upduffed then i'll have another cycle to look foward to xx

Impy that doesn't mean that yours isn't IB! Keep your chin up girl!

It always feels like my body is doing loads of weird stuff.... I think in reality it was probably always doing weird stuff but it's just under the microscope now I'm Ttc... You're one of my testing buddies right? It's a shame we can't have a virtual conference and all poas together next week 😂😂😂

Lauren you have such a good attitude, can you please send some of that my way
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Hi Miley no, I work in science but not a lab if I did, I would have a poas station going on
Feef you are so bang on!!!! Before the test claiming they were going to wing it, and me thinking shit I studied so hard, and then they will get a better score!
Snow omg test test test

Indi I have too seen my DPs penis enough for this month but I will follow sperm meets egg and dtd again on Saturday then sleep forever, or at least for the 2ww

evergreen I have, it's up the thread somewhere. Was bfn again 😝. Headache is back. It started yesterday afternoon too. Bleugh. 😖 Going to crawl into bed when I get home and have a party of one pity fest.

Confused that would be hilarious! And totally fucking weird

Ok ok we will stick to posting pissy stick photos here then....
😂😂😂😂
I'm about to order some Internet cheapie, they look blue, does that mean they're blue ink?

confused i just realised after i had my mental breakdown and cry that i just need to not stress over the fact that it might take a while... felt a bit shitty that i felt like was letting OH down but it'll happen when it does and body is working as it should be so no reason to panic xxx although sore boobs for nearly a week is driving me loppy ha ha xxx

impy- I wish the apps wouldn't keep moving our dates around either... It's making list keeping treacherous.... I even missed off choc... Who I have now reserved a seat on all 3 buses just in case!!

Harriet lol at "militant" sex! Haha!

Loopy ha ha not loppy xx dont know what loppy means

Ladies, can anyone help me out? Ovia isn't playing ball today and I need some advice. My OPK from Sunday was clear negative, then Tuesday, Weds and Thurs I had a second line, but none as strong as the control, then today the line is fainter still, suggesting perhaps I ov'd this week. This morning i had pains in my lower right abdomen, then some very mild cramps during the day. Last af was w/b 11th Jan, so not due again till mid-Feb. Is it possible that I ov'd yesterday and todays cramps are some sort of movement, therefore any further DTD is of no use? I don't seem to be able to make sense of this!!

I'm having THE worst mood swing ever today. snow I think I'll have the same kind of party tonight because I just want to rip everyone's head off. Not sure wether it's because everyone is out to piss me off again or because I have an uncomfortable vagina and bad bloating. Can pms start this early?? I NEVER pms, I'm normally very laid back. I feel like I need

Af might have arrived.... Just had some blood streaked cm when I went to the loo just now and cramps are ramping up, combined with the headache and crushing disappointment of her imminent arrival I feel like microwaved shite. Oh well, on to cycle 3 and the February Bus! Fertile week starts in about 11 days 😊

....a tranquiliser. Especially as OH just spilt boiling coffee on me and made me press post.

fxskip I really enjoyed your little emotional outburst cheered me up!

I think I am going to crack a buy some wine on the way home, 1 glass won't hurt surely . . .

Sorry to hear that snow

fxskip I'm afraid I don't know the answer but can only say I sympathise! I completely failed to understand my opks this month and think I've prob half missed fw as a result. Argh.