Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We're the same irregular and evergreen. We use to DTD every night that we were together. These days, we just about manage a good night snog and then one of us falls asleep. One of my friends has never been in a long term relationship and she was appalled when I told her the reality of marriage.

Definetly positive opk ni get boning!

Fab idea re the onesie evergreen. Happened to find myself in mother are today. . . Ahem no ideas how that happened and bought a tiny pair of booties out of the bargain bin I'm tempting fate
miley!

I've got this onesie saved to buy, Dh thinks it's ace! I'm going to order it and the squirrel it away for the one day far away when I can tell him I'm pregnant! I'm sure he'll have long forgotten that I ever showed it to him by the time that day rolls around!

Okay seems I needed to reboot iPhone and now all is working again ! Here is the most updated list I have... Let me know of any errors as always!

here is the longest post ever sorry everyone!!

Re exercise... I went to the gym today and now I can't lift my arms. They are so weak so since Xmas have been really trying to up weights. Diet needs complete upheaval though. I eat super healthy... Plus snack on shit... Since when did crisps taste so good?

skip pug isn't a newbie I have her on my list already! She's just been a bit quiet! ... Speaking of which, Has anyone seen/heard alibali ??? Haven't seen her post for a while but she's on the list. Maybe she found love on another thread??

miley not overly loving the holiday rep picture but I suppose I see where you are coming from!! I'm imagining myself slightly overweight with a very deep tan and a sweaty polo shirt and a clipboard. I don't look like this :(

I love how we all are pissed off with Ovia like she's a real person

I completely missed anything to do with stark and mushrooms/arseholes so can make no further comment on this.

Excuse me miw but you don't appear to be on my clipboard... Which bus would you like to join??

lisa have spent the evening with a bunch of greeks and no1 speaks English so I can't understand hardly anything. so it's not that exotic after all... zzzzzzz

ni get going!!! I've got those today... Where's my saddle? Im going for a ride! Haha (not really did it earlier and DH is restricting me eod so won't get another chance until mon night as he's out till late in the evening which I'm slightly panicking about as my egg is precious)

kathrino snog?? I can't remember the last time I did one of those!!

THE LIST

january:

choc???
Alibali123 - 17th ????
Drink 19th ????
Zazzles - 26th
Bellini - 28th
Irregular - 29th
Confused - 29th
Impy - 29th
Miley - 29th
SuchaJem - 29th
Elle - 30th
Pyxie - 30th
Sea - 31st
Cthulhoo - 31st
Knightly - 30th
Lisathegreek - end jan
Holly - 30th
First -

February:
Harriet- 3rd feb
Feel - 3rd
Indi - 5th
evergreen -5th
co5mo - 6th
Littlebelle - 6th
Moggy - 6th
Kat - 7th
Kathrino - 7th
FXSkip - 8th
Ni - 9th
Pug - 16th
Sampy -
Lillian -
Laurenowls -
Twinky -
Lara -
Dubya -
Kwick - sitting on feb bus for the ride
Stark - ^ same
Canters -
Snow -
Jam -
choc?????

graduates
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Leonie
Laurenrl
choc????

edited to add... they CAN speak English, they just DON't. its like... if you want to join in, learn how to speak it. pfft. on level 340 of TwoDots #winning

I'm waiting ladies..."after match of the day" I was told. Charming priorities OH!!! 😜

It is a good one at least, Ni - loads of goals today

Glad it's not just me Kath - part of me feels bad, like I'm not making enough effort with ttc and making sure we are dtd outside what I think is my fw to give us more chance, the other part of me is completely knackered from work and just can't face more than cuddling up and falling asleep!

Looks like I'll be testing around Valentines Day!! That's got to be lucky. Plus third times the charm 😄

Ni, I had the same promise and now DH is snoring on the sofa next to me while 'watching' the football. It's a good thing that I'm pretty sure FW has already ended.

Insert smut about how ni's fanjo is a goal and her Dh should be pleased he's about to score.

kat I was wondering where you were up to today! I haven't seen alibaba about for a while. We've got such a big group though, posts can easily get lost at the mo.

I've got a new predicted af date of 22nd Feb one app says I'm due af 21st, t'other says 23rd, so I split it down the middle, but knowing me, actual af will arrive about the 27th!

I pretty much have to give my dh a lap dance to tempt him away from his PlayStation. I made the mistake of getting him a new game for Christmas.

I can't actually remember how we ever used to DTD during the week, irregular. I know we did but it just seems like a totally strange priority to have when these days I'd pretty much do anything for an extra 10 mins sleep.

holly yeah the burping is weird as not a usual PMS thing. Have you noticed anything else?

Lol @ snowdog and your lapdance. Only one cycle in and I hear you already!! We have been together 10 years this March though, so I suppose the fire does simmer down somewhat

katonahottinroof yep AF due for me on the 29th. I use the app Pink Pad to track periods - presumably ovia is something similar? I've never heard of it.
Pink pad is good but I never bother to record the last day of my period - I always put the first day and it automatically adds 4 days of flow. I'm hoping this doesn't affect the prediction of when I'll ovulate...

irregular lol at your sit down and a cup of tea! You're spot on, tea is the answer.
Kathrino your post made me laugh too, but feel for you, can't stand football! Lucky for me dh does too but he still spends hours on youtube she says whilst sitting here spending hours on mn

Random post ladies

Well i'm sure that my body is having a laugh with me as i have pink spotting again... but im just pinning it down as hormones and body getting back to normal after implant has been removed but if i dont get normal af on thursday then going to question wtf is going on xx

Yes such, boobs and nipples have been a bit tender (but not so much today), I've been bloated, I felt some stomach cramps yesterday, heartburn, gassy both ends!

I honestly don't think it's anything to get excited about though. I think I'm getting my hopes up for nothing and obsessing too much!!

kat hello there Feb 1st for me 🤓 Do Feb bus please, that is quite some list !!!

Ps thanks ladies I feel a bit better about it now xx

Holy shit, 29th is a popular testing day! There are 5 of us s at least 1 of us us goung to be pregnant or I'm going to punch whoever thought up the whole 20% statistic in the throat!

I have zero symptoms today. Nothing. I feel completely normal. Why am I not throwing up? Why can't I see a small bump appearing on my stomach? Why can't I feel my uterus doing her warm up stretching?! I'm so pissed off with this TTC carry on.

Back at work for number 7 of my 19 shifts in a row. starky please deliver me some of those peanut butter things or I think I might potentially give up the will to live.

Hahaa feefs I am avoiding baby shops. I am like a magnet to iron
Starky love the onesie
Kat your saddle comment
Snogging! Kathrino our dtd is more like discovery channel, a bit like frogs. Get close so things aline then done then sleep.

Ni that is too funny "after match of the day" I have to wait for Highlights on Monday eves
So what happen with those times when men would chase us for sex???
I am waiting to symptom spot like a crazy person but it is only 3dpo wait my left leg feels funny and I blew my nose three times

Questio: wtf is type I, type II and type III cm?!