Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Thank God it's Friday evening!! 👍 ☺

Tmi alert...CM seems to be watery ...must pee on opk when I get home then I reckon it's FW proper and thankfully I'm back to looking forward to dtd. It's true...the body does let us know when it's time to go for it!!

Sorry you had a Bfn Snow 😔 You're still not out yet though! Xxx

Ha ha I like your plan snow I'm the most tired I've ever been getting takeaway and Gavin ice cream and prosecco(small bit) living the dream

Ovia still reckons it's 33 days to FW, despite watery CM input. You can jog right the fuck on Ovia!! Jog on!

jamjar take a pew next to me on the couch. I've got plenty of chocolate and Baileys. We can concoct a maniacally genius Conception Plan. Everyone is welcome to join us. The more the merrier!

Zazzles I think that it is a bit of a lottery, and even when doing everything right, we have to keep on buying the ticket
So choc, how big are your boobs really?
Oh no! Snow but you are not out until... And your plan looks perfect!
Fx when does Ovia ever play ball? Mmmhh I will keep on dyd as you have no evidence that you have ovulated yet, to be on the safe side

Starky you and your you tube videos too funny. Food positive post as well

Congrats on that watery CM Ni! Time to dtd. Ahhh some things you only say in this forum

Af is definitely in the house. Bitch. 👹

Noooooooo! Snow that sucks. But you can treat yourself to something nice then

I'm sorry snow. Lots of and to you.

It's ok. I'm going to have a good cry 😭 Then eat my feelings. Then go to the gym lots and take my frustration out on the treadmill while binge watching Netflix.

Sorry snow :(

Don't despair ni I'm on cd9 and according to ovia I've got 14 days till fw! Going off my okp's which look just slightly off positive I'm about to ovulate! Cm is confusing, not sure if mucus or jizz! So all in all, I haven't got a clue so I'm just going to dtd all month long with no idea what my bajingo is playing at!

Am I seeing things or is this looking good?

Better light

Lauren I think I can see something!

Yep, def in that light!!! Woohoo!!!!!

Sorry Jam and snow 💐

I see it Lauren!!!!

Yay laurenrl I see a lovely line! So glad someone has happy news today 💐🎉💐🎉

I can see it in the second picture!

Very faint I know, I'm 4 days from AF. Very early I know so not getting too excited but at least I know I'm not imagining things! Thanks guys!

Lauren I see it!! Oh my gosh!!! Mega congrats!!

Snow it does suck :-( bah bah bah bah so treat yourself nicely this week

I'll go and get some proper tests for FMU in the morning

The gym Snow, I'm pressed! I've got home from work and baked a ton of chocolate cupcakes. Just the ticket when feeling crappy! If I could, I'd post you all one!

Congrats Lauren!!!! Definitely see a line there!

You're not imagining it Lauren! So I guess the answer to your earlier question is that implantation bleeding certainly can last 4 days!! Congrats!!

That wasn't me? Must be another Lauren here, I did have the most terrible pelvic pain 5 DPO though!

Thanks :) beaming