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POAS Thread

78 replies

catsofa · 21/08/2014 21:24

AF is due today, I've been patient and waited and not tested yet. No AF yet but I had cramps a bit earlier on. No other bloating and tenderness etc which I usually get. Unusually greasy skin for two weeks. Been clumsy and forgetful today but that might be lack of sleep for the last couple of nights.

I've had no alcohol at all for two weeks, because I'd got into the habit of drinking every evening and thought I really should have some time off and break the habit. I'd sort of promised myself some wine tonight when AF arrived, but since she hasn't yet I think I'm just going to POAS, get a bfn and then go out for some wine.

I really don't think I'm pregnant, but will be very happy if I am. Would like some company though, just in case I get an unexpected bfp and my whole life is turned thrillingly upside down in a few minutes from now...

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catsofa · 21/08/2014 22:40

I just can't make myself believe it. I'm gonna go to the all night Tescos and get some more different tests.

Would be an April baby, wouldn't it?

With little tiny tiny feet... Shock

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Boysclothes · 21/08/2014 22:43

Grin yes off to tescos. You were a POAS addict in the making all along! Another few months and you'd have been one of us, posting pics immediately after sex of Snow White BFNs saying " if I tilt it to the left in strong sunlight but also in dappled shade and then half shut my right eye and do a fart, I'm sure I can see something...."

slithytove · 21/08/2014 23:01

Post the other positive tests, I love a poas thread

catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:35

Back from Tescos, I bought cat food, naice ham and 3 pregnancy tests. Am I the most mumsnet person on mumsnet tonight? Oh, and I got my hair stuck on a button earlier on.

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catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:36

Ha ha ha Boysclothes you made me properly laugh out load, I scared the cat!

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catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:37

*loud

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catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:39

OK I've got the second tesco shit one but no point repeating the earlier test so soon so I'll do that tomorrow.

I've got a Clearblue Digital and a pack of two Tesco Digital ones, which also say pregnant if you're pregnant.

I have peed in a rather nice whisky glass. Sigh, whisky would be nice...

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catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:40

I guess I'll do one of the Tesco Digital ones. BRB reading the instructions...

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catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:41

Is anyone still awake?

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Boysclothes · 21/08/2014 23:41

I really need to go to bed now so hurry up!! Although of course it will say pregnant!

evertonmint · 21/08/2014 23:44

I am. And loving that hair being caught in a button has already joined the likes of naice ham...

So what did it say???

catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:47

3 minute wait...

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catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:47

Oh fucking hell it says pregnant!

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slithytove · 21/08/2014 23:47

still here

catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:48

Wow, easier to believe when I see the word. Bloody hell. I probably need to throw out all the lovely cheese I have in the fridge.

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BiscuitMillionaire · 21/08/2014 23:48

I would say the suspense is killing me, but as we know that you're ALREADY PREGNANT... Grin

TheFillyjonk · 21/08/2014 23:48

Congratulations, catsofa. You are definitely, absolutely pregnant. Grin

slithytove · 21/08/2014 23:48

Amazing!!

Where is DP?

Congratulations x x

BiscuitMillionaire · 21/08/2014 23:48

haha x post!

BiscuitMillionaire · 21/08/2014 23:49

Many congratulations! how exciting!

slithytove · 21/08/2014 23:50

Invest in one of those 50p plastic jugs, very useful for various things like wee samples etc, better than a whisky glass!

catsofa · 21/08/2014 23:50

This does say pregnant, doesn't it?

POAS Thread
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slithytove · 21/08/2014 23:51

Need a pic Grin

slithytove · 21/08/2014 23:52

X post!

I can only see Pregnan...

Grin yes! you are pregnant!

Boysclothes · 21/08/2014 23:53

Yes dear. You've now got 8 months to learn to read!

Congrats!