Santa Baby, Leave a BFP under the Tree for me <brook the Rat Smacketeers>

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Old Fred here

Here we go Brookers, it's been a long year with lots of BFPs and newborn snuggles for the Brookers. We're just a sleigh-ride away from 2013, when the rest of us will get our get our 12 week scans (because of course we will all have BFPs under the christmas tree this year!)

So come all ye brookers, it's tinsel and baubels all the way!

Geek I see that AF is at your house. That probably explains why she still hasn't visited me and I'm on cd30 now

Solars glad it went ok, brooking that you now have sparkly new innards as it were, you are ready for your lovely shiny BFP

oooh jen is there something you need to tell us do ??

I bloody well hope not!

Solars just popping in to make sure all went well on Friday for my lovely. You continue to take it easy a few more days sit on your hands

Sorry if I have missed any other news

Geek am loving your traditional decs, still looks very festive.

Need you guys to help me do the delay AF dance. Need her to arrive after Thursday to time my womble lining scan for when clinic reopens after hols. Scan should be done 10-14 days after AF, but clinic shut until 3rd jan which would be day14 if AF arrives Thursday.

That would make a 15 month age gap

Even if I was TTC, it most definitely isn't my turn. hopefully she will turn up tonight now I've said this

Hi Brookers,

Geek yay for finishing work. I really laughed reading your drunk posts. Priceless

Keep are you completely finished with work too? Hope your having a good time with your bro.

Solars glad it all went ok & they didn't find anything else. You must take it easy & rest, nurses orders

Sweetie I will do my very best to hang on to AF for you. The cow arrived this morning for me. I was really upset as I was actually a few days late & planned to test this morning. I never learn & got my hopes up. On a positive note have got an appointment on wed morning for my next bloods & scan.

Well we had a lovely christmas weekend at the in laws however I had some bad news re: work on fri and sat to deal with so was quite upset over the weekend. I can't really talk on here about it as it would certainly out me so may spill my guts on the other place.

WE NEED A CHRISTMAS BFP AND WE DON'T CARE WHO GIVES IT TO US!!!

Thank you sweetie most of that is MrGeek's work, I just tend to do the trees and keep out of his ways!

Oh cups I can't belive AF cloned herself and landed with us both Good luck with your appointment. I read your post on the other place, what a nightmare! I hope things become clearer for you.

Tea's ready so got to run xx

Jen, Jen, Jen! Are you going to be the first recycled brooker?

My name isn't Mary IYKWIM

Jen

jen, but maybe if ds is only six months it's just your cycles still being irregular? We'll gladly give you AF for a while.

sweetie am brooking for af's delay for 9 months, or at least four days if we can't manage the first.

cups sounds like you had a rough weekend, what with work stuff and then AF. Hugs. Some months we really get our hopes up don't we? Glad you have your next appointments sorted at least.

Am not sure if I've ovulated, have had tummy pains and nearly-positive opks (I didn't use cbfm this month due to supposed to be doing iui) so think I'm gonna just have to wait and see. Will surely have delayed AF, and misplaced mentalling. Damned evil clomid. But am hoping that, like, four eggs will pop and surely give those misshapen sperm something more than normal to aim at, and that lining is now cozy.

We are staying in bkk till Wednesday night, then going to rainforest and beach until nye, so I may be out of contact, not sure on the WiFi situation.

geek and cups I'm your cycle buddy too. AF finally turned up on Sunday, giving me a 26 day cycle - you can imagine how convinced I was that the pee-stick was finally going to be positive.

Oh no, not you too Cups & Beedle

Lovely decorations Geek We weren't quite sure what the blood test would tell us so thought we would give it a miss and not waste our time on them. The gp was clueless anyway!

Cups I read your rant on the other place, can't believe that! You poor thing, hope it gets sorted soon x (have to say all you nurses do a brilliant job, I felt really looked after, before and after the op)

Keep sounds like you have some fun times in store over the next few weeks, keep in touch if you can!

What do we want?
Positive pee sticks

When do want them?
NOW

Awww beedle no 26 days sounds good though, definitely a step in the right direction.

jen you are aware what happened approximately 2012 years ago, aren't you?

keep rainforest and beach? Now I am seriously jealous!!! Good luck for your four eggs, surely MrKeep's swimmers can't miss with that many floating around

Well, I survived the dentist, then went shopping for a purse and came out of the shop almost £100 lighter. Whoops!

Now you see AF should have been coming to stay with me but she seems to have got her directions mucked up and so has ended up visiting Beedle, Cups & Geek by accident. I've texted her and told her she needs to head South West so hopefully she will pack her bags and come to me now.

What do we want?

Positive Pee Sticks!

Who do we want them from?

Anyone but Jen!

geek what on earth did you buy?!!!

jen im afraid you'll just have to poas!!!

Just popping by to see if Jen POAS yet?

Obviously not

I could POA piece of kindling from the wood shed but that is the closest you lot are going to get.

sparks I couldn't make up my mind between two purses, so I decided to get both. Then I spotted some black leggings, and as mine are falling apart I decided to get a couple of pairs. Which led me towards the coloured leggings, so I got a couple of pairs of those two. Heading to the checkout to pay for them, I spotted some lovely looking undie sets, so picked up a couple of those... before you know it, I have single-handedly got Peacocks out of administration!

should read 'those too', not 'those two', d'uh!

jen will you be one of those deny-ers until 7 months preg? just poas, woman...

geek amazing shopping skills.

beedle noooo! I've had it with that blasted woman, why can't she just go to the right blooming house (jen's!) Her sense of direction's as bad as mine.

face good luck for Saturday! Have an amazing day x

la la la

Afternoon all, hopw everyone is well. Did you all know it is only ONE WEEK TO XMAS EVE OMFG WHERE HAS THE BASSTARDING TIME GONE I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING EXCEPT A DIRTY WEEKEND AWAY FOR OH NEXT FEB AND I HAVEN'T GOT A SPARE MINUTE NOW UNTIL 3RD JANUARY HHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Ha ha Scarlett love that you've bought a dirty weekend!!

Dh sick, so no more rat smacking yest or today, but that shouldn't make a difference to Project Get Pregnant.