Exclusive TTCers Club - if yer names not down, you ain't comin' in!

[Coathanger]

MORNING!

Thought this would be a nice spot to chat with the TTCers that have been trying for some time. A bit of support for each other and all that!

So, grab a drink, and a barstool, and get chatting.

There's bouncers on the door, so no riff-raff, and the licence is LATE,LATE,LATE!!

Oh and loads of baby dust on tap!!
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Enjoy, Ladies!

Are you still due to test on Friday, Strike?

Weeellll sort of, did one yesterday BFN Not entirly sure when af is due cause it keeps changing. Persona says any day now, so I don't know? I might test on Thursday and see if there's any change.

Strike - I really do hope it changes for you. Would be nice to have a bfp on this new thread! Keeping everything crossed for you, hun XX

Just got this via email! How true is this!!:

Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnocologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

Very funny CH-shame the men still had their clothes on. Better still, Adam Carter in the buff

Have been through my CD collection looking for that blasted song-methinks it must be on my dad's collection.

The words are spinning round my head...

Seperated by so many miles,
Victims of geography, we appear to be

My eyes need to focus on you,
????????????????that just won't do

I miss you when you're not around,
I'm counting every day

Talking to myself etc, etc, etc

Right, plants watered so cuppa time as didn't get the one earlier. Too much partying

xx

It doesn't sound familiar HC. I'm sure you'll think of it!

HK - Can we add Lottie to the list, she's off work today, but i know she'd love to be part of the group.

peepee - you do work funny times

its lovely having this thread, so much more fun.
good idea HK and CH

Why thank you Diddle! Nice to have all the old gang here!

Hey Strike,
Good to hear from you! Fingers crossed for a BFP!
I am bding at the weekend so AF due at end of the month! It's bizarrely precise in that I get AF end of/start of month and then bd around the 15th!
Am staying well away from any pg tests from now on unless AF is late. It feels too much like the bit in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when he opens the chocolate bar and is so disappointed when there's no gold ticket! On the positive side - charlie's gold ticket does eventually show up - so there is hope for us all. I just can't bear the emotional rollercoaster of "unwrapping the bar" early!
OMG, I'm using Charlie and The Chocolate Factory as an analogy re ttc. Must get out more!

LOL! spub!! Good analogy though!

yeah, as long as no one is shagging an oompa loompa....

PMSL!!! LMAO!!! OMG, thats so funny!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

orange kids with green hair???

Hiya me darlins!!!
Diddle- Of course lottie can come over!!!
Right got my fancy dinner going. Ds1's eating his and says it's lush! Must be doing something right eh?
Bloomin oompa loompas. Everything goes to pot when i'm not here lol only jesting my dearies!

Coathanger
Diddle & Lottie (honary members)
Hellkat
MaddyD
Humphreyscorner
Chocolatepeanut
Strike1
Spub
Peepee
Debswillhergetbeanie

Hc- Had a thought hun (I know I know rare occurance but hey ) your "lump" could be a sebaceous cyst. Apparently they fill up (sometimes getting blocked) on or around af time. If you don't fancy your gp peering at your nethers, then why not go to see the nurse? Far less embarressing if you ask me.

you are organised HK, having dinner on already sounds lovely though.

HellKat-never thought about that. Will 'think' about visiting the GP though to see what can be done. Ew-horrible visions of probing medics. It's just not like on Holby City!

Hope your meal is scrumptious!

xxx

Wow that was tasty!!
I'm gonna get fat now lol double cream sauce and now scoffing 1/2 toffee cheesecake .

Just a quick one before I whisk DS1 off to Beavers!

HK - very jealous of your lovely meal. I've probably got processsed cr@p tonight. Tuesday is a funny night for us as DS1 beaversis right slap bang in the middle of our usual teatime!! How inconsiderate!! Think you might be right about HC "lumps". Sound like cysts to me too.

Spub - still gigling at thought of green and orange babies! Hehe!

I'm still sodding bleeding! Thats been a whole week now plus the bleed i was having when I went for my smear! What is happening to me! FFS!!

hellkat you're making my mouth water yum yum

coathanger - your little bod is having a good old autumn clean and getting you ready for lots of bd, so that if the odd little accident happens protection wise, it will be able to grip onto your little one

Ch- sounds as if you've nicked my heavy af's .
Think we killed the other thread? .

Coathanger,
I thought u all knew.........
I am an officer of zeeeeeeeeeeeee law.
Have been for 15 years.

Wish i could have a change of career now. A mum would be nice.
Never mind will keep trying until I am told to stop or I reach the menopause. Whichever comes first!

I feel bad having abandoned the other thread..

Oh, well.