John Lewis wtf

[Nothingbuttheglory]

Wtf, John Lewis? Wtf? Why would you do this, why?

Will anyone buy one?

(If you can't see the picture, imagine Santa's icy corpse rising from a bath of mortuary chemicals, and charge yourself £25)

WTF

Yep, tend to agree, pretty hidious!

I love your description. I think closer to Christmas we should have a thread dedicated to the worst Christmas decorations.

That’s ….. awful. I’ve a friend who collects baubles like this!🤔😂ugly things! I may have to get it.

LOL

Just ordered myself 50. I want a full tree of them.

Oh it’s a thing of beauty 😂

Just gone on JL website to buy this monstrosity for MIL and they are sold out it seems, darn.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Who would want him coming down and he chimney - will nobody think of the children!

Selling this reinforces my view that John Lewis has seriously gone down hill.

Their full range looks interesting. Every year the kids choose a new bauble for the tree, I will avoid JL this year so I don’t end up with a snail, fry up or other monstrosity on the tree. I noticed one bauble is marked as both a beat seller and coming soon.

John Lewis have been selling these sort of monstrosities for the last few years - last year they were selling baubles in the shape of onions, aubergines etc. Fine if you’re a festive farter I suppose.

Apologies, festive farmer!

🤣festive farter is much better!

They have all lost the plot. Waitrose tried to charge me £4.99 for a bog standard sandwich the other week. I told them they were having a laugh and put it back.

Think this thread is right up my street, I love a tacky Christmas bauble so will be watching with interest and credit card in hand😁

£25 😳😳😳😳

It's the spouts that make you a festive farter

I've just had a look at the range. I mean, who doesn't want a gibbon dangling from your Christmas tree? Or a pink coffee machine?

Anyone remember the year John Lewis was full of those hideous upside down Christmas trees? 😩

This one looks like a Pixar character from Cars.

Save yourself a fiver and buy this monstrosity instead...

Oooh have the Christmas lines been released then? I had no idea! ✨toddles off to scroll through the app✨

I like it! I have an aubergine bauble though, and a Santa riding on a dolphin.