John Lewis wtf

[Nothingbuttheglory]

Wtf, John Lewis? Wtf? Why would you do this, why?

Will anyone buy one?

(If you can't see the picture, imagine Santa's icy corpse rising from a bath of mortuary chemicals, and charge yourself £25)

Yep, me too. Can't think of a better way to spend £1250.

I love the way JL have to reinvent their red/rose gold/silver/neon, etc tree 'themes' every year, but in such a way that all last year's unsold baubles can still fall into this year's themes. I wonder where Santa on a Tractor will turn up in 2022? Winter Fayre? Community Garden? That garden veg trug has been around longer than Slade.

TWENTY FIVE POUNDS!!!!!

Remember when Trump had a corridor of red Christmas trees? Christmas in Hades.

www.nytimes.com/2018/11/30/fashion/white-house-christmas-decorations.html

You need to get yourselves down to Wilkos or B & M.

Christmas tat for a couple of quid.

It looks like something the detective would find in a disused industrial site in a Nordic Noir series.

There was something very sinister about that whole presidency never mind the Christmas trees

LOL at festive farter

£110? Seriously JL why?

Hahahaha that’s awful. I love how they’ve sold out. Presumably morgues also have Christmas trees?

Haha! I actually love this, but I wouldn't pay more than a tenner for it. Probably not even that.

How unmumsnetty of you! I'm shaking right now.

To be fair to Mrs Trump, she literally didn’t give a shit about the Christmas decorations and asked why she was expected to decorate the White House when she isn’t elected or a paid member of staff.

I thought she had a fair point. I bet the first time there is a heterosexual married female President the husband won’t be expected to decorate the White House for Christmas. I also bet Mr Trump told her to shut up and decorate and that’s why the White House ended up that way! Either way, I’ll give her a pass.

Forgot to add, what’s the inflation rate of Christmas decorations? £25 for that?!? That’s not funny. Should be £1.

@ReginaPerrin farts aren't just for Christmas! ☄️

@Skiphopbump

Yes!… Lightening McPiano!

Surely they're going to be half pricing those in January.

Nah, creepy bathtub Santa will be re-appearing in 2023 as part of the Icicle collection, in 2024 as the Neptune's Kingdom collection, and then in 2025 as The Shining collection.

I'm off to look for the christmas gibbon! I love an unusual decoration. Might draw the line at zombie bath santa though.

Apart from the strange colour scheme who wants an orniment of naked santa having a wash?

Why is that a thing?

Baths are usually a private activity not something for display, I would have to think someone somewhere had a orniment of my fat ass in the shower just on festive display as a talking point in their livingroom as the gather with family to eat sunday lunch lol.

I didnt honestly know there was a bauble protocol. I thought they were meant to be a collection of sentimental baubles that mean simething to the family. So does this mean my ziggy stardust , New York taxi and Vegas show girl are tacky then even though they bring back lovely memories?

£25!!!!!!!!
but why are you looking at John Lewis baubollocks on 7th September?
it must be last years stock as it surely can’t have sold out already?

but why are you looking at John Lewis baubollocks on 7th September?

In the words of Jeremy from Peep Show: I'm a Christmas-ist.* *

it must be last years stock as it surely can’t have sold out already?

I would remember if it was last year's 😆
I think it's just out of stock because it hasn't been in stock yet, iyswim.

@JML001 ooh where’s that one from please?

Ooh found it! Sorry!