Woken up early by DS who has escaped mosi net despite it being tucked in EXTRA tight.
DH stumbles downstairs to return with coffee.
Open stocking together in bed. Drink coffee.
Minor ablutions/nappy changing.
Charge downstairs to see what Santa brought (one big pressie typically left in middle of living room floor, unwrapped, with bow.)
DH stumbles into kitchen to make bucks fizz. DS gets milk and any chocolate he's managed not to eat yet from stocking. DD may need another nappy change.
Rip open pressies. Followed by breakfast.
Take kids to pool. Swim. Read magazine DH will have put in my stocking while relaxing on sunlounger. Have sneaky G&T if not the one driving. Change nappy.
Let DS play in garden with whatever Santa brought while DH and I make the XMas tea.
Eat. And eat. Change nappy.
Sleep off all that food, possibly on sofa, while one of the DVDs we've received is playing in the background.
Change nappy. Baths. Proper bed.