‘Have I ordered some sort of Chinese sex toy?’ Christmas bargain thread 25

[Reastie]

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Sorry, couldn’t resist that quote for the thread title!

Jingle bells.......

Jingle bells....

Jingle all the way....

"Don we now our bird scarf apparel...fa la la la la la cha ching! '

My scarf hasn't come fa la la la...... :(

It's nice to be apart of someone achieving a goal in life Waitmonkey

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, buy one and ge-et one free...

Ok, I've put a wee bit of thought into this. Please allow artistic license for bad grammar and pushing the rhyming scheme.

"Decorate the house with deals
Fa la la la la la la la la
Find a place for all my steals
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our eBay scarfs
Fa la la la la la la la la
Play with finger lights for larfs

See the High Street crowds start battle
Fa la la la la la la la la
Glad we won't be joining the cattle
Fa la la la la la la la la
Follow Reastie in merry discounts
Fa la la la la la la la la
While our saving mounts and mounts"

Ack, missing the Fa la la la la la la la la at the end of the stanzas. But I think you all know the tune and can fill it in.

That's great Justshabbynochic that has to be a thread title at some point!

Andimac you're a genius!

I don't want a lot for Christmas, there's just one thing I need, my finger lights and other bargains, to be delivered by my postie. ..

Brilliant Andimac!

Silent night, holy night, all is calm..."hey, those finger lights are bright!"

Rudolf the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, so he got 40% off at The Body Shop, and now you could say he glows...

It was another delivery,
For the present pile,
My DH said to me "Oh not another one"
I said it's ok babe, it was a three for two,
I had a discount code,
and some cash back too,
It was a bargain one,
Free delivery,
I've got a feeling,
You'll be pleased with me
So Happy Christmas
I love you Reastie,
I can see a bargain time,
When our discount dreams come true.

Could I finish two in a row, after being piped to the post for about the past 10 threads ?

Well done notso.

Well done notso!

I've been click, click, clicking on amazon and am pretty much finished.

They had a good deal on the Black Friday for a good camera and the one I treated myself to was faulty and had to be returned, so I dropped a heavy hint and DH has got it for me. Better than wondering about what he thinks I might like and getting it wrong. :)

I'm rubbish at rhymes. Love reading all of yours though. Have I mentioned my bargains today. ? Very pleased with the Enid Blyton box set and the marble run from Amazon.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why, Black Friday deals are coming to town.

You're making a list, checking it twice, but if you hesitate, then it's someone else's prize...

Black Friday deals are coming to town.

It will interfere with your sleeping, the stress will keep you awake, cos if you're put on the waiting list, it'll make you shout "For Fucks Sake!"

Sooo, you better watch out, you better not cry, down your gin cos I'm tellin' you why,

Black Friday Deals are coming to town!

I got the lego. I'm well chuffed. Dh thinks it's for ds2 - he's mistaken.

Bloody Letterbox now known as Mulberry are still haunting me. I had an outstanding order of bits for my sons birthday this sunday and chased last week with no response. Then got a reply to my second email tuesday to say it was not Mulberrys responsibility but they would pass the info to Letterbox. This is the response I received : Order processing error on web, I have refunded. No apology no nothing from either company. It is just disgusting and I will never use the bloomin company again no matter what they are called. (angry)