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Ahem. MNHQ - are we having a Xmas namechange competition?

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MerryLindor · 02/12/2012 10:53

I have already drunk all the gluhwein slipped into something more Christmassy.

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OliviaMumsnet · 02/12/2012 21:53

@BIWIshYouAMerryChristmas

Sorry. Should have expressed sympathy.

How are you feeling now?

Fluey Sad

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 02/12/2012 21:54

LOve all the names but... Smegging! Any more contractions??!

Elfontheshelfiswatchingyou · 02/12/2012 21:55

My Christmas name is nothing like my old name but I was due a change and have been inspired by our special visitor.
Xmas Smile

BIWIshYouAMerryChristmas · 02/12/2012 21:55

Oh bugger. I had a horrible cold a couple of weeks ago - lasted for ages, and I'm still coughing/blowing my nose. You have my every sympathy.

But I'm still watching out for apostrophe abuse

TrumpingTinsel · 02/12/2012 22:01

. I did think about TrumpingTinselOnTheFollowThrough. But went for the more consise version.

LordFlasheartsCrackingNuts · 02/12/2012 22:02
BlatherskitedaboutChristmas · 02/12/2012 22:03

Woof!

QuickQuickSleigh · 02/12/2012 22:04

Previously known as QuickQuickSloe Xmas Smile

We3NipplesOfVoldiesWeAre · 02/12/2012 22:24

Just name changed. What do you think :o

NomNomDePlumPudding · 02/12/2012 22:25
Xmas Smile
LordFlasheartsCrackingNuts · 02/12/2012 22:33

Xmas Grin you'll do Blathers, i hear you have a tongue like an electric eel

SeasonallySnowyPeasant · 02/12/2012 22:52

I can't spell my new name :(

oneandnomore · 02/12/2012 23:10

I can't remember what my Christmas name was last year.

What do you all think to Santasaysonehohohoandnomore?

Too long?

CherryMonster · 02/12/2012 23:15

i need a name guys, i can never think of anything good. it doesnt have to be related to my current name, although it would be good. i think i have used all the cherry related christmas names

SPsFanjoIsSantasLittleHoHoHo · 02/12/2012 23:16

SherryMonster

SmeggingAroundTheChristmasTree · 02/12/2012 23:16

Yep, but mild Doctrine. I've been having them on and off for about a week now, it's all getting a bit depressing.

Arse Xmas Sad

CherryTheRedNosedReindeer · 02/12/2012 23:21

i think i have it, but not sure. oh SP, i like that one now. hmmmmm not sure what to do

MerryLindor · 02/12/2012 23:31

oh, that is fab Olivia.

Hey, there's an idea. Mulled Wine flavoured Lemsip. I am off to email Beechams.

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MerryLindor · 02/12/2012 23:31

CherryTrifleMonster

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FarelyKnuts · 02/12/2012 23:35

Suggestions please? Am crap at this!

SPsFanjoIsSantasLittleHoHoHo · 02/12/2012 23:37

FarelyKnutsTilXmasComes

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 02/12/2012 23:37

Knuts Shock I'm shocked you didn't come to me first! Wink

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 02/12/2012 23:38

FarelyNutcracker ??

SeasonallySnowyPeasant · 03/12/2012 09:10

FairyKnutcracker?

TheNightwearBeforeChristmas · 03/12/2012 09:41
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