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Ahem. MNHQ - are we having a Xmas namechange competition?

123 replies

MerryLindor · 02/12/2012 10:53

I have already drunk all the gluhwein slipped into something more Christmassy.

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SmeggingAroundTheChristmasTree · 02/12/2012 20:52

Jolly good show, Olivia Xmas Grin

I had a rilly rilly good name lined up, but I couldn't do away with Smeg for some reason Confused. So here you go.

SmeggingAroundTheChristmasTree · 02/12/2012 20:53

Or do I mean Xmas Confused.

Ooh, contraction! Blimey. This baby might make its own way out after all...

BlatherskitedaboutChristmas · 02/12/2012 20:54

I'm quite pleased with mine. Blatherskite is bloody hard to Christmas-ify!

I keep seeing gluhwein in Aldi. What is it?

KatoPotatoHoHo · 02/12/2012 20:56
SmeggingAroundTheChristmasTree · 02/12/2012 20:59

I have mulled cider. It is ossum.

GrannyRatAteAllTheMincePies · 02/12/2012 21:11

Tadahhhhh

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 02/12/2012 21:11

I've had three so far. I was RudolphUcker, but all body thought I was AnyF. Then my usual Sue Christmas name. Then this one.
Do I have to enter three times? Xmas Grin

BlatherskitedaboutChristmas · 02/12/2012 21:13

SuePurblyWrappedPresents would be a good one if you fancied a fourth option :)

SignOfTheChristmasTimes · 02/12/2012 21:13

MrsMushroom, what about MrsNotMushroomAtTheInn (or some variation thereof)?

Apologies if you can't bear puns...

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 02/12/2012 21:22

That is good, Blathers. I shall save it for next year Smile

SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks · 02/12/2012 21:22

Oooh some of these are good!

OodKingWenceslas · 02/12/2012 21:27

I couldn't spell mine and had help from another MNer Blush

Hopengloooooooooooooooria · 02/12/2012 21:27

Dusted mine off

ValPolliandtheIvy · 02/12/2012 21:30

Kato! Thanks again Grin

pELFicFloorClenchReminder · 02/12/2012 21:30

It's my first festive name change, be gentle with me Xmas Grin

Is it too subtle? Should I have put more tinsel on?

poncyettia · 02/12/2012 21:33

We are allowed a name that bears no resemblance to our "normal" nn aren't we?

BlatherskitedaboutChristmas · 02/12/2012 21:34

If anyone can think of a better one for me, feel free to make suggestions.

KatoPotatoHoHo · 02/12/2012 21:36

Ahhhh... valpolli! ~sweet swee!

BIWIshYouAMerryChristmas · 02/12/2012 21:37

Olivia. You made a serious apostrophe error. Don't think all your bountiful, more recent post will distract from that.

OliviaMumsnet · 02/12/2012 21:38

@BIWIshYouAMerryChristmas

Olivia. You made a serious apostrophe error. Don't think all your bountiful, more recent post will distract from that.

Am ill Biwi
Am I excused?

BIWIshYouAMerryChristmas · 02/12/2012 21:41

Oh alright. Go in peace.

Xmas Grin
BIWIshYouAMerryChristmas · 02/12/2012 21:42

Sorry. Should have expressed sympathy.

How are you feeling now?

AfterEightMintyy · 02/12/2012 21:42

Do we nominate ourselves for this?

Can you guess who I am?

ValPolliandtheIvy · 02/12/2012 21:50

Oooh. Really hard Mintyy Couldn't possibly say Wink

SPsFanjoIsSantasLittleHoHoHo · 02/12/2012 21:53

I've name changed finally.

My identity is obviously unrecognizable. Inbox me if want to know who i am as I want to keep it a secret