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FN's Ponstastic Christmas Thread part Trois....

838 replies

FellatioNelson · 22/09/2012 06:43

....will be officially open for business on September 24th. I am just firing up the engines and dusting down the control room ready for action in case I forget to do it on the 24th

Do not post yet. Do not. Sit on your hands, ladies.

On your marks........................

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LadySybildeChocolate · 22/09/2012 16:09

So it's not a 'pop to M&S' job then? I may be game.

SharpObject · 22/09/2012 16:18

"Pop to M&S job then"

No it is n.o.t

Excited Grin

LadySybildeChocolate · 22/09/2012 16:21

I have so much to learn. Blush

LordFlasheart · 22/09/2012 19:18

Making place. About time FN

DangerousDorothy · 22/09/2012 20:00

Marking place for this year so I can get my ponce on! Excited!!

Pinner35 · 22/09/2012 20:02

Ooh marking my place too......bring it on!

shinybaubles · 22/09/2012 20:07

Me too marking place, back in the UK and can actually afford Christmas this year, excited is an understatement.Blush

LordFlasheart · 22/09/2012 20:12

The Poncetastic 2011

Waitingforastartofall · 22/09/2012 20:15

Marking place, I'm new, and need all the help I can get

WantAnOrange · 22/09/2012 21:01

Marking place! I intend to invite the in laws this year, and will have 2-3month old baby (and 6yo DS)! First time ever doing christmas as a grown up in my own house. Mad? Me?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 22/09/2012 21:06

Jeeps and begorras, folks.

She said do not post.

You will all feel the wrath.

[knowledgeable]

LordFlasheart · 22/09/2012 21:08
trixymalixy · 22/09/2012 21:10

Marking my place for the official start.

whattodoo · 22/09/2012 21:12

Excellent. I desperately want to be poncetastic in my new home this Christmas. Is it time to make the puddings yet?

chocolatetester1 · 22/09/2012 21:20

Poncing away ...

Stitchthis · 22/09/2012 21:37

Ace! Have v limited resources this year so will be a pennytastic ponctastic party round ours....

PersuedByPenguins · 22/09/2012 22:18
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PersuedByPenguins · 22/09/2012 22:22

P.S whattodo.... puddings made on stir up Sunday! (25th November this year) However perfect time for Christmas cake & Chutney making!

Shinyshoes1 · 22/09/2012 22:23

oooh count me in !

MissPricklePants · 22/09/2012 22:31
whattodoo · 22/09/2012 23:04

Thanks penguins. Off to find cake recipe.

FellatioNelson · 23/09/2012 07:54

Hmm Honestly - the teacher leaves the room for two minutes and asks you all to sit quietly and what does she find? Eh? Tsk.

It's the 23rd today.

Get set...............................

(I will try to find the link for 2011 Hazel)

Although in a way I don't advocate re-reading them too thoroughly as there will inevitably be a lot of repetition, so it kind of kills the need for a fresh thread.

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livealoha · 23/09/2012 07:56

Ooh I'm in sorry to disobey but it's my dds first birthday Christmas day so this year is going to be as perfectly poncey as I can make it!

FellatioNelson · 23/09/2012 07:59

It seems to be gone. Confused

Never mind. We have the first one so everyone gets the hang of things, and this one. That will do.

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Pascha · 23/09/2012 08:01

I am the least poncey person I know and I have the making-things ability of a 3-fingered hedgehog but even I'm excited about learning something from this years thread.

No money, no taste, no ability, my poncey stuff made with all your tips are gonna be awful great Grin