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Waters gone.... Yup. Contractions started.... Indeed. Anyone want a nice birth thread with Flamesparrow?

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FlameIsOnDay2 · 18/10/2009 20:59

Waters started trickling about 6pm. Contractions are still vague and spaced out but there iyswim.

Erm, that's about it for the updates atm

Oh, will go change my name...

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reallywoundup · 19/10/2009 12:56

sorry but terry wogans cock telling you to get your knickers off and spread your legs- that'd get anyone moving quickly

YanknHeadsOffCocks · 19/10/2009 12:56

Eeek, haven't done that for 20 years!

Flame, I'm so impressed that you are still posting. I had to get DH to post for me!

reallywoundup · 19/10/2009 12:56

what's with all the cock names- are we having a cockfest?

PlumBumMum · 19/10/2009 12:58

Its all going to happen when we're off doing school runs

TerryWogansCock · 19/10/2009 12:58

ahh i just joking

TrillianSlasher · 19/10/2009 12:59

YanknCock has been a cock for ages (technically she's the yank). TWC, well, check out the profile pic...

reallywoundup · 19/10/2009 13:01

i quite liked the idea of a cockfest actually

TrillianSlasher · 19/10/2009 13:01

How long does it take for the midwife to get here?

Don't be scared Flame, you've been waiting for this all week. You've done it before and it's supposed to get easier...

GhoulsAreLoud · 19/10/2009 13:02

good luck flame!

reallywoundup · 19/10/2009 13:02

for god's sake don't cough or sneeze- not just yet

PlumBumMum · 19/10/2009 13:03

If thats what you want to believe Trillian

TeaMonster · 19/10/2009 13:04

ooo only just seen this, Flame hope all is well - tis Mad bytheway

snorris · 19/10/2009 13:04

Here's hoping it's not too long now.

reallywoundup · 19/10/2009 13:04

don't scare poor flame! babygus'll stay put til christmas otherwise wait for the midwife then cough- it'll all be over then

serenity · 19/10/2009 13:04

Go for it Flame! paces floor

ShowOfHands · 19/10/2009 13:06

Cmon gus.

You're doing marvellously Flame. I stopped posting at 5cm dilated and left dh to interpret. He Did Not Understand and failed to properly update.

NorktasticNinja · 19/10/2009 13:09

Come on midwife!

TerryWogansCock · 19/10/2009 13:09

Any sign of the midwife yet?

Cadelaide · 19/10/2009 13:11

She's on all fours I'll bet.

(Flame, not mw. Well, maybe mw too)

Poledra · 19/10/2009 13:11

MW's probably there already, and asking Flame why she's pissing about on t'internet when she should be concentrating on having a baby........

PlumBumMum · 19/10/2009 13:12

mw probably won't let her on the computer

TrillianSlasher · 19/10/2009 13:14

Mr Flame could post, with Flame dictating.

PacificWerewolfwoohood · 19/10/2009 13:14

OMG, I feel like an expectant father - that is just sooo wrong.
ROFL at TWC's profile page.

Any pushing yet, Flame?

TerryWogansCock · 19/10/2009 13:15

I best get back to work, wont looking good me hanging around while flame is on all fours

good luck flame

NorktasticNinja · 19/10/2009 13:15

Hope so Poledra!