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Daft birth experience prediction tool

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GentlyDoesIt · 04/08/2009 18:57

Hey everyone, look at this load of old toss virtual clairvoyant who specialises in birth predictions!

It seems to be tongue-in-cheek and is free and anonymous. I've tried a few permutations and all the predictions look quite friendly, so I think someone has designed it with antenatal nerves in mind.

Here's the prediction made for me:

"The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and curly auburn hair."

So that's all sorted, then

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puffylovett · 25/08/2009 23:41

I better bloody not deliver an 11lb 11oz baby !!

Although I'm liking the 4 hour labour on a sunny day part

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