Humour me mummies.... 3 words that best describe your labour and birth

[Sabire]

...boring....long....exhilerating....painful....exciting....excruciating....terrifying....confusing. ...primitive....sickmaking....empowering.....thrilling....quick.....exhausting....shocking...

sub stitute your own words if you like....

dreaded
traumatic
life-altering

Should add, mine would be

First time around: long, boring, exciting (go figure)
Second time: painful, confusing, shocking
Third time: excrucitating, primitive empowering

long, painful, messy.

empowering
alive
instincitve

1st birth: Quick, Scary, Amazing.

2nd Birth (twins): Exciting, Hard, Weird.

3rd Birth (preemie by c section): Really Bloody Terrifying.

4th Birth (c section placenta previa) : agical, Calm, Fantastic!

DS1
Long
Exhausting
Exciting

DS2
Quick
Empowering
Exhilerating

agilcal = magical

long
calm
wonderful

exhausting
messy
wonderful

1st one, near death experience
2nd one, positive elective section.

DS1...terrifying, quick, painful
DS2..amazing, rocket speed, exhilerating (i know thats 4 but couldn't condense!)
DS3..quiet, quick, calm

ds1: surreal, calm, straightforward
ds2: quick, frantic, and er, quick

dd - exciting, worrying, amazing
ds1 - a challenge, wonderful, relief
ds2 - very quick, shocking, nice

quick exhausting uncomfortable

DS1 - Long, surreal, wonderful
DS2 - Funny, painful, undignified

ds1 - long, tiring, wonderful
ds2 - breech, undiganosed, c-s

I had toget an Emergency C-section after 12 hours of birth because DS's cord was round his neck twice and strangling him so his heart was just about stopping everytime I had a contraction. The three thing I would say are, 1.Terrifying 2.Upsetting 3.Worth It!
I know that's 4 but hey.

ds1-- surprising, empowering, wonderful
ds2--short, intense, thrilling

sory that was meant to be 12 hours of labour not birth LMAO.

1st - Fuzzy, Frustrating, Lovely

2nd - Long, frustrating, fabulous

(Midwives tend to ignore how my body works, hence the frustrating)

DS1 = long tiring amazing
DS2 = fast painful exhilerating

dd long sore tough

ds fast painful nice

both: Bloody Hard Work

DS1 - (James was born asleep)
sad
agonising
life-changing

DS2 - (emergency section after 28 hours of labour)
long
terrifying
mindblowing

DD - (elective section)
nerve-wracking
uncomfortable
incredible

Long, exhausting, traumatic
or to put it into a 3 word sentence
Still suffering now

intense
primal
wonderful