Humour me mummies.... 3 words that best describe your labour and birth

[Sabire]

...boring....long....exhilerating....painful....exciting....excruciating....terrifying....confusing. ...primitive....sickmaking....empowering.....thrilling....quick.....exhausting....shocking...

sub stitute your own words if you like....

ds-
Exhausting
PAINFUL
Relieved

dd- (induced)
fast
disorientating
distressing (dd screamed hysterically for about 4 hours after birth)

dc3- will let you know in a couple weeks but ATM thought of labour =
terrifying
exciting
hurry up!

ds1 long ,scary,life changing
dd2 shorter,back labour,happy
ds3 stop start,way too long,shot out

minutes from c-section

Excruciating, Never, Again

ow. OW. Wow!

DS1 - splash, OoooooWwwwwww, phew!

DS2 - dripdrip, zzzzzz..., BAM!

Too, Long, Ago

Ds1 Lonely, excruciating, hell.

Ds2 Fast, furious, victorious.

DD Primitive, calm, smooth.

DD1 exciting,painful,amazing

DD2 Stressful/long & yet Quick,amazing (I'm always amazed)..lol

boring, embarrassing, painful

to beany

Lightning primal surrender

DS1 (Em C/S)
Long, frightening, trumatic

DS2 (still born)
Sad, Intense, beautiful

DD (Em C/S)
Painful, scary, last!

DS1 confusing, suffering, overwhelming

DS2 calm, empowering, exhilarating

calm, primal, silent

powerful
affirming
triumphant

And I'm amazed I came up with such positive words for something so incredibly painful

exciting
empowering
knackering

DS1 - Dreadful Emergency Caesarian
DS2 - Quiet Controlled Elective

ow
ow
ow

Exciting, loud, hilarious

Quick
painless
c-section

ds1 HURT LIKE HELL

ds2 HURT LIKE HELL

Long

Difficult

Worth it....

First time: oh my god
Second time: That really hurt
Last time: never ever again