Really, she does.
It's because it's 'more discreet' that way. And she doesn't want to see someone with 'their baps out'.
Honestly - I am not making this up.
It's in AIBU.
Seems not to be a troll.
I know it's not mumsnetiquette to have a thread about a thread. So I'm not starting a thread. I'm just sort of alerting people.