Due April 2007 - Eddas, have you had it yet? It is due today after all!

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or if not Eddas, can someone please have a baby, it's been days since the last one

I think we might be sisters .....

are you a self-centred hypercondriac then cd? cos my sis is

I AM NOT NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes - as well as being a Walrus ...

do you go to your playgroup christmas party in a long silver jumper, tights and ankle boots, nothing else, for 3 years running? she did that too!

if not, you count as normal

I am a perfectly "normal" parent, after all my three yr old asked my DH if "daddy shakes his willy" at the dinner table today.

How civilised.

or drive a bright blue minibus?

Apparently "her pants were hidiing" earlier on today too....

at least it was in the privacy of your own home, be thankful for small mercys

So are you and Stephen still an item then. And don't get me wrong i always think its really funny when people split up but stay in touch with XP's familes/mums etc, or did you just get on really well or something? Not that theres anything wrong with it.

God what is it with families and I thought that mine were bad. As the old saying goes you can chose your friends but not your family.

Dippy - I remember you mentioned your family being useless in the past, but your DH's aswell - you're usually blessed with at least ONE decent set of parents!

As for your Ellie ermmmmmm? Not too sure on that one apart - condom keyrings to 9 year olds?

You 2 are too quick at posting. When we're talking "serious" it takes me twice the time cos I don't want to offend anyone!

my mum has now progressed.........

to a ford transit bus that tows a caravan with canoes on the roof

I don't want parents. I'd rather have a cat.

See!

no, we're not together but we are still friends. have seen him every weekend since but not as much as before.

i get on ok with MIL but i'm not really going because of that, she called me for the first time since justin told them we'd split (3 months after he left) yesterday just to tell me she's there if i need her and won't ask any questions. i'm going more because i want baby to have one set of 'decent' grandparents in his life!

matthew's paternal grandparents are really good with him - thankfully

cd, that is just odd

No - Ellie and Stephen are just friends now Pinions ....

Nope - not blessed in the parental dept I'm afraid; but have lovely DH and beautiful children so can't complain too much. (They might turn me into a frog and squish me....)

Although I have nearly run out of Mini Eggs .....

and we're only quick cos we're talking shite

that and i can touch-type.

I AM odd.

I AM NOT TALKING SHITE.

I MAKE PERFECT SENSE!

we ARE, honest

well i haven't had it for months now anyway

CD
you admitted to being a walrus
and wanting cats instead of parents

lets just reflect on that shall we

Oh dear! What are the others going to think when they read all this tomorrow.

i am starting to notice a worrying pattern to the weird conversations on here

they always seem to involve me

They should call them crunchy peanut cornflakes!