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Due April 2007 - Bramshott and Bubblez just couldn't wait their turn, anyone else skipping the queue?!

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bEllieK · 28/03/2007 00:01

5 babies born, lots more to go!

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:22

they can't read long words LOL

claricebean · 30/03/2007 13:22

Just a quick update before I go and read the thread. I spent yesterday in hospital but sadly not having my baby. Instead, having surgery on my strangulated haemorroids. Gross. Had to go back into surgery later for a re-run. Home now, feeling v sore and not like pushing a baby out. Hope she gives me a couple of days to recover!!

Pinionsrus · 30/03/2007 13:23

Why don't we include graphics aswell now that would cause a stir.

octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:23

It was a thread title btw! Orgasm is supposed to help though ... just depends how it is achieved LOL - to be wholly inappropritae you would have to use the word wankers.

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bEllieK · 30/03/2007 13:24

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh clarice! yucky! do you want to join the email group now, just so you can keep uptodate with news? mail me at [email protected] if you do x

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:24

rofl hahahahahahhahahahahaahha pictures

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bEllieK · 30/03/2007 13:24

i know it was octo, so was mine

and the emoticons don't work in thread titles

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Pesha · 30/03/2007 13:25

Sorry went away again!

Flump wont say more than that!

Am rubbish at thread titles and dont think id be very good at subtley ofensive - Im much too rude

I like octos pussy best so far

Just off to catch up on what i missed this morning. If i dont make it back its cos dps turned up and we have to go get car tax

octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:26

ooh claricebean - that doesn't sound nice at all - hope you have someone helping out - take care xoxoxox

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bEllieK · 30/03/2007 13:26

cd likes the flappy fanjos one!

but thinks she came up with one a while go, i'll race you all to find it

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:27

duh to both of us elliek! Go for it then ...

Pinionsrus · 30/03/2007 13:27

Mwhahahahha.....octo.

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bEllieK · 30/03/2007 13:27

and Ange likes flappy fanjos too, says that's exactly why she's having c/s

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bEllieK · 30/03/2007 13:28

3.................2...................1......................

SEARCH!

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:30

Have just got myself 5 choc biccies, tube of pringles and cup of tea

Pinionsrus · 30/03/2007 13:30

How about nutty and her pants problem.

Pinionsrus · 30/03/2007 13:31

Octo swiftly changes the subject.......cucumber sandwich anyone?

Pesha · 30/03/2007 13:31

Look stop posting everyone, im supposed to be ctching up on earlier and i cant even keep up with whats happening now. DS sying i want a cake now mummy over and over aint helping oh bless hes just changed it to please can i have a cake now please mummy and then while im typing this its become im going to get a cake now mummy!

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bEllieK · 30/03/2007 13:31

"nutty sniffs her pants"

not sure she'd go for that!

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:31

I like flappy fanjos and the masturbation one!

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bEllieK · 30/03/2007 13:32

taking matthew to nursery now, back in 10 .................................

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octopussyinyummyeastereggs · 30/03/2007 13:33

Sniffy pants and flappy fanjos

Pinionsrus · 30/03/2007 13:33

Yeh then going to bed till teatime bellie?

Pinionsrus · 30/03/2007 13:35

Its april ladies........Pants are a sniffin and fanjos a flappin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinionsrus · 30/03/2007 13:35
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