Due April 2007 - there's a foot in my tummy and it's trying to escape!

[EllieK]

new thread ladies!

that would be discrimatory and imply she has a big fanjo. Just before it gets too far - I am not measuring my fanko!

You've got to eat, apparantly, 7 pineapples or more to have any effect!!! I would imagine this would give you the runs and that might stimulate contractions.

Perineal massage - I knew there was something I planned to start soon!
Have my oil all ready, not sure if I can face the indignity!

fanjo even!

Can't even reach mine Katy.

octo - no, I agree, and I'm not asking DH either, since he mentioned that in his experience my nipples were larger than average! I don't want to ask!

like castor oil

got my massage oil today too - am mulling it over!

SOSPL, I find Duncans torso very off putting, his chest and belly protrude somewhat...if he let himself go he would be a bear bellied barrell on legs me thinks.

Oooh I have a really good title for the next thread.
Emmymummy - doubt I can either but I can live in ignorance for a few more days.

new thread alert -

the fanjo league table - how big is yours?

stop mulling start stretching!

I've recently met 2 people who successfully used castor oil to get their labours started. Sounds like that one might be worth a try when 41+ weeks....

That would get them complaining!

quite like fanko octo, might make it my new name

and sorry caz, didn't mean it hon

Yes Ellie, that has to be it. Then we can get into another fight with the prudes.

that's nowhere near rude enough katy

new thread title: fanko stretching guide for beginners!

Here you go:

www.treehuggermums.co.uk/articles/pregnancy/article.php?article=27

I feel a VERY rude thread title coming on ......

Off to bed now - with custard and chocolate - yum!

See you mad lot tomorrow!!

CD - what are you planning to do with the custard in bed?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Its supposed to be oil CD not custard!

i'm on the sofa tonight, getting up for grand prix at 3

but first i'm gonna do this

Title: custard fankos

this is me

no that wasn't my thread title.
My thread title is unlikely to cause offence but is a good reflection of the current thread. It's also a rip off.

"We are all in the gutter but some of us are drinking in the bars"