Due April 2007 - there's a foot in my tummy and it's trying to escape!

[EllieK]

new thread ladies!

Yes - thought of good old Ikea, but didn't think of Vertbaudet - mmmm - thanks for that!

Urgh. Just lost at poker and eaten far too much chocolate
Am having a glass of wine...well pineapple and apple juice anyway.
Back to the quiz!

yes

Was that at my juice? Or chocolate?

Nope, just Borat.

The juice sounds good Katy. Are you trying to get labour started with the pineapple juice?

Should go down and check poor DH hasn't spontaneously combusted...

maybe you shouldn't be neglecting him for us CD, we won't be much use when you're in labour

CD have you left dh in nursery with fabric swatches ?

I bought a pineapple yesterday!

how does pineapple help? do you stick it up your fanjo nd it breaks your water

What!!! I've had loads! Someone please reassure me it's fresh pineapple only, isn't it?
Mind you I'm 35 weeks on Monday so it wouldn't be too bad!

Ellie you try that and let us know if it works

Yes Ellie, and you can also rub it on your boobs to toughen up your nips.

This thread is about to detriorate into the gutter

Don't peel it first though.

no, that was salt i think?

won't be doing either tho!

so what does pineapple do?

I will give £50 to anyone who can fit one in their fanjo! You can't enter though if youhave been doing your perenium massage - that would be cheating!

peel what?
my fanjo or my nips?

What am I going to do?????????????????????????

No more Duncan and his lycra clad bollocks and buttocks. My life is over!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I so WOULD!!

its one of those old wives tales that says its supposed to get labour started for some reason. Maybe the acid?

who's on their 5th? is it caz? i think she should be excluded too

I think theres some kind of enzyme in it which irritates your uterus

Ouch Octopussy!

use a pineapple instead SOSPL