Any DADs on MUMsnet??? Am I the only one??

[Salamander]

I've heard there are a few other dads out there but I can't figure out where?

I don't want to segregate us by creating a DADs ONLY section!

I'd far rather integrate with all the other parents!

It might be nice to have a few others to chat to! so if you're a dad-to-be, a new dad or have been a dad for a little while, post something on here!!

Salamander

oy I got bear for you ...

I seem to have lost control of this thread!!!!

These things appear to take on a life of their own after a while, wouldn't you say?

Look at the other thread Sal.

Bearinthebigbluehouse is on there.

Hey Salamander - ignore them, they're only girls.

Word of advice - dip in and out, it's like a pyjama party here most of the time, and you really don't want to get involved in all that make up and nail polish palaver do you? That said there is some refreshingly non-macho gen on footie, cars (buying and running) and gadgets, to name but three, to be found around here, oh and parenting, of course.

Keep off the Chat threads, keep your nose clean, be nice to Cod and you'll be fine

well yes it is a rule of mumsnet that after about five minutes someone will mention lactation (usually Franny) and someone will mention penises (usually WelshBoris)
Salamander I think you should give up the notion of "controlling a thread" here and now

Oh yes, Salamander - and don't belive everything you read, either.

You are DEFINITELY getting the hang of it with that Harpsichord comment.

nooooooooooooooooooooo Salamander don't stay off the chat threads. thats where the action is
how are you on Style?

oh yes
bear how are yo?

peachy thanks. Cod

Well let's see....

I don't really like Football - although we will watch the World Cup

Not really into cars, unless hoping ours gets replaced by something reliable counts

And the closest I get to gadgets is opening and closing the battery case of the TV remote with nervous energy

But I DO like LACTATION - so there we go!

Blu's confusion is because ClerkKent is - I think I am giving away no secrets here - Fauve's DH.

DaddyCool has buggered off to Canada and taken his raisin-sized penis with him! I actually like talking to men on here cause I can fling insults at them that the women would get all offended and teary-eyed over!

Mine posted a couple of times under the name Snarl, but then he got called a cunt by starlover and was none too impressed! As he rightly states - he doesn't have one and has never had one!

really?

And WelshBoris makes that face every time she speaks to a man - methinks she is too keen!

i meant about starlover and your hubby

Blimey!

heheheheheheheh!

How is the leeky one today?
Oh and hello Salamander! Very pleased to meet you!

the leaky one is fine.

youre the "leeky" one your incontince is getting worse

nice to meet you too Rhubarb
Man or Woman?
Fish or Foul?

Ah, sorry about that, I sneezed! At least it wasn't a shart though eh?

she is an old old women

go on easy on her

I am but a slip of a girl Salamander, 19 years old and not a day over!

Bugger, there goes my coffee.

Nice post SG, let me get that for you!