What has your child/ren done today that made you laugh?

[tortoise]

I was in the kitchen with DD2 3. I looked round to see her bent over in front of the tumble dryer with her trousers and knickers down and t-shirt off.
I asked her what she was doing. Her reply was 'Making my bum hot' . The dryer was on and she was enjoying the hot air coming from it! It made me Lol!

So what has yours done today that made you laugh?

My DD (5) maade me laugh this morning when watching the adverts on telly. She wants just about everything girlie atm. I told her to ask Father Christmas when we wite to him in a couple of months, but it might be too expensive for him to buy them all. Her response was:

"But he doesn't have to pay"

Late on when we were upstairs she found the envelopes that the changing table fittings for IKEA arrived in.

I explained that they had come from SWEDEN which is a VERY long way away. She then said:

"Is that where Auntie Jo lives" My SIL lives in Swindon.

Rubbed banana porridge all round his face and behind his ears. Then blew some bubbles with it. Not sure he actually swallowed any (we recently started weaning - it's slow but funny).

Instead of singing 'Transformers - robots in disguise'
he sang 'Transfilmers - robots in the sky'

He being DS2, who's 3.

LOL.. like u lot.this morning my 21month old dd dropped her cup when sitting in the back of granny's car and clearly exclaimed "oh b*llocks".mummy tried not to explode supressing giggles, granny pretended to have gone deaf.

ds2 (2yrs) pulls hood up -'i'm noddy but my bell's fallen off'
dd1 'i'm rebel noddy'
not today, but on sunday dd1 (2yrs) went outside and spoke to our elderly neighbour o through the fence 'daddy trumped'
'what was that dear?'
'daddy TRUMPED pooh smelly' hand flapping in front of nose
'oh'
dh'dd1 come here now!'

A few years ago, DD woke up one day and said she had had a bad dream that mummy and daddy were getting "dwarfed".
Told her we were same size as usual...then the penny dropped!

when asked what she had for tea at nursery (her second day there, she is 2) DD2 finally came up with "hot....icecream" but couldn't decide whether she ate or drank it. She doesn't even like icecream!

DS2 and DD in the bath this evening.

DS2 picked up a big handful of bubbles and says to DD

'Look at me crapping in the bath!'
Then starts singing 'I'm crapping in the bath, I'm crapping in the bath!'

Me: face really did look like that -What did you say DS2??

DS2 'I'm crapping, look crapping mummy!'

Then realised he was in fact clapping to splash bubbles over his sister and not foul mouthed or doing something horrible in the bath

Poor boy can't say L's yet and his name begins with it!

DD 20 months was saying 'here you are mummy' over and over to me whilst I was driving as she wanted to give me her hair band she had just removed.

I kept saying you will have to wait mummy is driving i will get it in a minute. On the fourth/fifth round of this she shouts at me

'Di NOW'

CHop Chop

I Pmsl she usually calls me mummy but has been experimenting with Diane lately.