'This is your Captain Seraphine Carter speaking.'
(No. I would not trust her. sounds like an air head!)
'This is Daphne Wright. News at 10. In the Gulf.'
(Daphne to me is Scoooby Scoooby Doooooo!)
'All rise for Pearl Maynard.'
(Tis OK - as long as she is 65!)
No offense to those with Pearls as it is a pretty name but I am not keen.)
Anyway those are the tests I do when I am thinking of names.