I did a (comedy) writing exercise in school yesterday. Children (11-14) had to write three columns:
I wanted ... I would have settled for ... I got
e.g I wanted a porsche, I would have settled for a BMW, I got a bike.
I wanted to soar over the roof tops, I would have settled for flying just once, I got a twisted ankle.
Child [crazy name] wrote as one of his examples:
I wanted a cool name, I would have settled for a normal name, I got [crazy name]
His crazy name has clearly dogged him all his life so far, and at age 13 it's one of the first things that springs to mind when someone says "something you didn't want".
Think very carefully when naming your children something unusual.