Would you avoid…

[Isbobmyuncle]

… naming your child Percy because of the Percy Pig association? 🐷

@DoucheCanoe, I'm truly amazed. I'm a Londoner but there can't be many sayings that haven't reached the wilds of Scotland! As a matter of interest, what would your husband say to his mates if he was off to go to the loo? (Assuming no women were present.)