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Ok, is this my hormones talking?

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PassportBridgetPants · 07/09/2018 13:18

It occurs to me that Conifer sounds quite pretty for a girl. Nn Connie. Am I mad? I mean, Rowan is a name and that's a tree. And Jennifer sounds similar.

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IggyAce · 07/09/2018 13:20

No Conifer is awful. Connie is nice as is Rowan and Jennifer.

Aprilshowersnowastorm · 07/09/2018 13:21

Are you out of your tree?
Wood you like that name?
Seems to me you need to see a branch of Dr's!!

NonaGrey · 07/09/2018 13:22

Yes it’s your hormones. Conifers aren’t even very interesting or beautiful trees.

Just call her Connie if you like it.

Asmallrole · 07/09/2018 13:22

That's hilarious.
Connie is short for Constance btw.

Nuggetsandwich · 07/09/2018 13:23

Conifer no.
Connie yes.

IfIWasABirdIdFlyIn2ACeilingFan · 07/09/2018 13:24

What about willow? Holly?

Whalebird · 07/09/2018 13:26

Love those old school virtue names. Constance nn Connie. Do not call her Connifer, you are just high

Bibstersgirl · 07/09/2018 13:27

Connie is a fab name

tubularfells · 07/09/2018 13:28

Another no. But Connie and Constance are lovely!

luckiestgirl · 07/09/2018 13:29

I like it. No need to follow the crowd.

Whattheblaze · 07/09/2018 13:30

That is hilarious. I have a Connie, might call her Conifer when I pick her up from school this afternoon!

RageAgainstTheTagine · 07/09/2018 13:32

I like it! But, I can see why it is not being loved very much on here.......Constance is a beautiful compromise xx

Glumglowworm · 07/09/2018 13:35

Yes it’s the hormones

Connie is fine but not conifer!

villainousbroodmare · 07/09/2018 13:39

That's definitely an excess of progesterone flooding the frontal lobe.

TatianaLarina · 07/09/2018 13:53

Connie and Constance are very sweet - Conifer is dreadful.

ReginaPhalange89 · 07/09/2018 13:53

Definitely the hormones 😂

Connie is sweet. Conifer is not lol

Haworthia · 07/09/2018 13:53

I’m going to say this kindly, but you’re out of your mind Grin

OutPinked · 07/09/2018 14:15

Connie is Constance. It is cute but Conifer definitely isn’t Grin.

Hormones do crazy things to you, I wanted to call DC2 Zeppelin at one point Confused.

SuperstarDJ · 07/09/2018 14:59

Your hormones have gone batshit.

MrsRubyMonday · 07/09/2018 15:38

I was in a plant bio lecture and the lecturer insisted on pronouncing it cone-ifer. Still can't take it seriously.

But no, it's a terrible name either way.

Cosmoa · 07/09/2018 16:47

I like it! Connie and Jennifer are names so I don't think Conifer is so that weird. People are just being rude cause it's not the norm.

DemocracyDiesInDarkness · 07/09/2018 16:48

Hahaha it sounds like you were struggling to think of a full name for Connie!

Definitely hormones Grin

Pollydidntputthekettleon · 07/09/2018 17:32

Why not? If you like it and don't mind it being really really unusual, then why not? Plenty of other trees/flowers are names

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 07/09/2018 20:23

"Are you out of your tree. Grin. "

OMG I love it.

I don't like the sound of it. I hate anything with an F sound. Don't know why.
I do get your argument about Rowan being a tree name, though

NonaGrey · 07/09/2018 20:54

Stinkweed is a flower Aww it doesn’t make it equal in suitability to Lily or Violet.

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