Poella?

[DancingOnParsnips]

Yes or no? 👣

I'm thinking something like Tanto Atteso (Tess for short, obviously) would have been good.

... because I'm really likely to call my child Poella, aren't I?

Oh. I was just thinking how pretty Excretia is. I see I'm too late

(Keep seeing adverts for 'Baby Poo - Everything you were too afraid to ask.' )
Puella was the girl in the latin books at school - unfortunate. Think the boy was puer. Now we know where they got the names from. OP congratulations on your delivery.

Don’t do it, OP.

No no no

She’s not really going to do it! I suggest looking at naught’s link above

Battle I like Excretia too, sounds posh.