I had never heard of pointing Percy at the porcelain! Oh dear me. I wonder where the idea that it sounds weak comes from?
It's on my radar because our baby is due on the birthday of my favourite poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley. He wasn't a weak man.
Thanks for all of your feedback. This is baby number three and I always opt for names that polarise people. It's good to know about the penis connection!
I was expecting to get trains or maybe even Blackadder references, but not todgers.