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kinky sex

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 20:19

root2 s thread about bottom licking got me thinking

What kinky thing would you like your partner to do to you but are to shy to ask?

How do you tell your partner that you would like to dress in her knickers and be spanked with a bunch of celery?

Years ago i used to like watching Delia Smith with her yellow marigolds on. Would my partner wear them and play with willy?

Another thing that is in the back of my mind
I would like her to get down on all fours and then put the sheepskin rug on her back and then be rude to her as she baaas

How do you tell your best friend and the woman you love about spicing up your friday night cheeky sessions

AIBU or just weird?

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themildmanneredjanitor · 14/05/2010 20:21

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TheJollyPirate · 14/05/2010 20:21
Biscuit
TheJollyPirate · 14/05/2010 20:22

Ah - of course - it's Friday night.

Okay - who is it really?

StayFrosty · 14/05/2010 20:22

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cyb · 14/05/2010 20:22

lol

cyb · 14/05/2010 20:23

Who is willy? your next door neighbour?

BelleDameSansMerci · 14/05/2010 20:23

LOL at the sheepskin rug...

TheJollyPirate · 14/05/2010 20:23

I think when you mention the celery she will know you are plain weird.

MiladyDeWinterOfDiscontent · 14/05/2010 20:25

But DH hates celery!

Celery · 14/05/2010 20:25

Did somebody say my name?

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 20:26

Who is willy?
In one of my last threads I called it kieth
and got some stick so now I call it illy

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 20:28

He wont be eating the stuff
Well I hope not
If I got a good thrashing with some celery eating it would be the last thing on my mind

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starshaker · 14/05/2010 20:32

I thought it was keith???

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 14/05/2010 20:33

illy? Is it diseased? Maybe she won't mind wearing the marigolds then.

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 20:38

diseased...
How dare you
MY willy is as pure as the driven snow

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BelleDameSansMerci · 14/05/2010 20:41

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow...

shockers · 14/05/2010 20:41

Never mix sex and food...you could go with the rug idea though.

Good luck with that...

thesouthsbelle · 14/05/2010 20:43

good luck with asking for that!

off to find root's thread.

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 20:48

we have shared a bottle of fizzy wine (those bubbles dont half make me tippsy) and now have got a double shot of port and feeling brave. She is watching crap on fiver untill bedtime. I think I will try the marigolds no I wont I am panicking

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 14/05/2010 20:53

Driven snow? Sounds cold.

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 20:57

Jollypirate
Dont worry I am not your man
You can sleep easy tonight

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ShowOfHands · 14/05/2010 20:57

Who the buggery feck has a sheepskin rug these days. Are you shagging your nanna?

EccentricaGallumbits · 14/05/2010 20:59

I'm a bit welsh so the sheepskin rug thing sounds pretty reasonable to me.

dizzydixies · 14/05/2010 21:03

ah Jason you have made me ROFL, thank you

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Jasonthunderpants · 14/05/2010 21:04

showofhands
We have 3 sheepskin rugs
black
white
and grey

wo hoo

multiculterism at its best

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